#christmaslol

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[mandercamp]

The Little Drummer Boy

Mary: Thank you, wise men, for the gifts. The frankincense and myrrh are great, and the gold, well, I mean, the gold is almost too much, if we're being honest, but obviously we appreciate it.

Little Drummer Boy: What about me? I'm here, too. I brought my drum.

Mary: I see that.

Little Drummer Boy: Yeah. So...should I start now?

Mary: Start?

Little Drummer Boy: Yeah, I thought I'd just bang out a little something for our new Lord and Savior here.

Mary: Oh, that's...thoughtful, but the baby is sleeping. So this maybe isn't the best time for you to play.

Little Drummer Boy: ...oh, sure. I get it.

Mary: It's a nice idea, and maybe later, if he wakes up.

Little Drummer Boy: Yeah, definitely. No problem. Just kinda disappointing is all. I walked pretty far to get here.

Mary: I know it, and it means the world to us that you'd show up.

Little Drummer Boy: And I was kind of embarrassed, 'cause these guys had such sweet gifts, but then I was like, "No way, man. You have the greatest gift of all: the gift of music." But, I get it, it's not a great time....

Mary: Well, maybe if you played very, very softly, that might be okay.

Little Drummer Boy: Oh hell yeah! Don't worry! I'm gonna play my best for him! Can you give me a beat?

Mary: ...a beat?

Little Drummer Boy: Yeah, just kinda count me in.

Mary: Aren't you a drummer?

Little Drummer Boy: Totally, and I'm going to wail on this taut goat skin for the King of Kings, if you'll just give me a one-and-a-two-and-a-here-we-go.

Mary: You know what? It's pretty late, and I'm tired, so maybe we'll just wait for another time.

Little Drummer Boy: I get it, you're shy. No problem. I'll just ask the ox and lamb to keep time.

Mary: I'm starting to regret this.

Little Drummer Boy: Prepare to get your divine face drummed off, li'l Son of Man!

[tammyblackwelder]

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[tammyblackwelder]

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[wittyimages]

Man With Christmas Lights