Jul 10, 2020
you can tell a lot about someone by asking what their favorite biblical story was as a kid. mine was the one where that bitch was like yeah u can cut my baby in half and the other girl was like no that’s my fucking kid
Mine was the one about Jezebel because I get that she was evil or whatever but she was such a bad bitch. She literally beat her whole face before they executed her so that she would die looking her best. My second favorite was the one about Deborah the Prophetess because her “I gotta do everything around here” energy was kinda hot tbh