#tautochrying

[weaver-z]

remember when everyones big issue was that matpat gave the pope a copy of undertale

I almost replied with “God I miss those days” but I don’t miss the. I don’t want to go back to them. The difference between the events of four years ago and the events of today is the difference between clinging to the wreckage of the Titanic and being tossed about unhindered in the frigid water

[weaver-z]

thinking about that one smash bros fanfic thats got 4.102 million words

Tell us your thoughts king

[weaver-z]

and i was like nice look at how assertive i am-

CRYING

[weaver-z]

for a while in my bedroom i’d wake up with ants on me OR in the water/gatorade i keep by my bed. let me tell u. woke up one morning. took a swig. ants in my mouth.

This has the same energy as that tragic, six-word Hemingway short story

[weaver-z]

no more cottagecore abandoned dungeons with unsprung traps are where it’s at

PERIOD

[weaver-z]

you can tell a lot about someone by asking what their favorite biblical story was as a kid. mine was the one where that bitch was like yeah u can cut my baby in half and the other girl was like no that’s my fucking kid

Mine was the one about Jezebel because I get that she was evil or whatever but she was such a bad bitch. She literally beat her whole face before they executed her so that she would die looking her best. My second favorite was the one about Deborah the Prophetess because her “I gotta do everything around here” energy was kinda hot tbh

[weaver-z]

why would you fuckers give our dm facts about cannibalism you know what she’s going to do to us now. vore. she’s going to have our characters resort to v

If you have a problem with my Dungeon Mastering take it up with GOD

[weaver-z]

drank water. ants in my mouth. - tauto 2020

For sale: baby shoes, never worn WHO?