In which a biscuit is used as a self defence tool
So I came home while @lyssasoulless was in the shower, and went to bed for a nap.
She comes out of the shower and starts Netflix casting Riverdale on the TV. I mute the sound from my phone and hear her make annoyed noises.
She switches to Young Justice. I wait a bit and then I switch it back to Riverdale.
"I don't want to watch you anymore!", she scolds the TV & switches it back.
I keep switching it back and forth as she gets increasingly irate at Netflix.
"I ALREADY TURNED YOU OFF"
"NETFLIX STOP IT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS EPISODE"
"Fine then I'll watch it on my phone" (cue tinny sound of the second show on her phone). I start playing the same show on the TV. "I ALREADY DISCONNECTED YOU"
I come out of my room. She turns around, screams in fright when she sees me, and then throws a biscuit at my face.