#beefro asks

[beefrobeefcal]

why? why not?

I have quite a few wips (as we learned when I did the whole list your wips dealie), and, as always, I would love to know what you would like to see next. I need me the gumption and drive.

And of course I need to complicate the shit out of this with vague descriptions, so...

what does beef do next?

beefro got into the omegaverse and shit got weird

captain cracklepants & how he learned to chill the f out

been promising another entry to this anthology for a while...

the abuse & misuse of a vacuum is unsanitary & hot

beef, I have a new idea for you and it's in your asks. no backsies.

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025

[beefrobeefcal]

So because I decided to ADD REDBULL TO MY COFFEE AND FIGHT GOD, y’all have taken me to task and chosen my punishment:

Obvi I didn’t release it today yesterday bc the poll closed today. AND I got two THOTs one right after the other.

NOW. WE’RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER POLL AND IM GONNA END UP WITH ANOTHER REASON TO THINK ON MY SINS.

jesus mary ‘n joseph i know im going to regret asking…

which THOT *sigh* is my punishment:

Dave & Kitten’s Cookies 🎄🐈‍⬛🍪

SOMEONE GETS MILKED WFT🥛💥🤷🏻‍♀️

*whispers* beefro in space, pass it on 🤫

Voting ended onDec 3, 2023

I-beg-thee-for-mercy regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

PS: my legit reaction to the tiddie THOT:

[beefrobeefcal]

Frankie got a poll and it's only fair that Mr. Din gets one, too!

In the Chubby!Mando (homestead weight gain) one shot, who's reader?

Cantina Worker/Owner: he's kicking around & you notice a gradual change

Armorer: he comes to you when he needs a size up

Mechanic: ship is kaput & he needs a fix... or seven

Grogu's Nanny/Babysitter: Single parenting is hard, so there's stress eating

Beefro: Beefro is reader. Yay Beefro! Beefro in Space™️

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023

Happy voting!

How-'bout-that-nutty-Star-Wars-Bar-can-you-forget-all-those-crazy creatures-in-there regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

It’s that time again!

If you could have a Beefro!CrackFic, which one would you choose?

Drunk Joel wearing a bad wig, calling Ezra the wrong name in a Burger King 🍔👑

Javier Peña arguing with Dieter Bravo over a kitten during a hurricane 🐈‍⬛ ⛈️

Jack Daniels meeting Max Lord in Walmart & IMMEDIATELY not liking him 👎🏻🛒

Frankie Morales beefing with his neighbor Dave York over his new fence 🏡🏠

Voting ended onOct 5, 2023

I've been struggling mental health-wise and even if no one else is interested in this, making this poll gave me the laugh I needed!

Wacka-wacka-doo-doo-yeah regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

You know what we haven’t done in a while?

To close out 2023, let’s decide who gets a New Years one shot?

beefro in space? 🚀

Drunk Joel, stuffed Ezra, scared JaviG + grumpy Peña in a BurgerKing 🍔

Dark!Frankie [pre-Honey + and events in OTWF] 🎳

I’m sending you my THOT as we speak 🗣️

Voting ended onDec 31, 2023

Auld-lang-syne-my-dear regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

another rousing round of ...

because I have a series of WIPs juggling in my cloud, what one do you want first?

the BEEF - #2 Frankie Morales & Checkers 🏁

a HeftyThrowaway one shot - Joel Miller 😠

Marcus Pike & the Physical Fitness Test 💪🏻

a HeftyThrowaway one shot - Dieter Bravo 📰

G✨O✨L✨D✨E✨N✨R✨O✨D [iykyk] 🎨

ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. CHAOS, BEEF! CHAOS! 🏁😠💪🏻📰🎨

Voting ended onMar 20, 2024

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

What should I get at McDonald’s I’m drunk

A McFish bc Frankie

A big ass diet coke

10 chickie nuggets but give two to my husband

A Big Mac with no buns and extra lettuce & 3x the sauce necessary

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

[beefrobeefcal]

a Message from Beefro

Sup, Friendos!

Due to the overwhelmly generous contributions made as of late, the THOT TANK is overflowing with P-Boy Tummy Time™️ love (Don't worry! I'm not sealing the TANK). Because if this, and all the content, you know what I have to do...

A Murphy Friutin' Survey!

By the end of September, I want the following to be added to the Menu:

Ezra Gets Out of the Green, or How Ezra became a foodie to the nth degree

a Chubby!P-Boy & the Cowboy Hat Rule (drop who in the comments)

Frankie, but in an AU (who's Mouse? We don't know her) *spooky noises*

Edible Underwear. I will not be taking further questions.

Chocolate Fountain & you have to stop [P-Boy] from being a debauched shit.

Chubby!P-boy x M x F!Reader (drop who in the comments)

BEEFRO, GO BUCK WILD & LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY. (sending in THOTS)

Voting ended onSep 19, 2023

Please note that I have the following already on the docket so don't you worry, my ThirstyTHOTS™️:

Chubby!Dieter

Chubby!Joel

Chubby!Dave York

Chubby!Frankie

Happy voting,

Beefro 👌🥩💜