You know one of those rolling alarm clocks that won't shut up unless you catch it and cut it off? What if the Gudas got it for Alter(Cu Alter) as a gift. Of course he accepts cause he's come to like his two strange Masters and puts it right by his bedside when he goes to sleep. So when it goes off, his first instinct is to punch it to death but he misses and hits the bedside table instead, thus starting an epic chase scene. The Gudas eventually come out of their rooms and head to the common area only to find broken furniture, walls, scared staff/Servants and Alter rampaging like he's the newest version of Godzilla with Gae Bolg in hand.
After disposing of the alarm clock(that manged to stay in one piece) and walking him back to his room, they never give him a clock again.
I’ve got a little story to go along with this under the cut. Take a little peek. I think you guys might really enjoy my rhyming, Christmas treat ^-^
My Gudasona, Hajime Fujiwara, will be making his debut today! His slicked back hair may remind you or a certain red Archer, but it’s not him this time. Not today! If after reading this you want to see more of him, then click this link. You may like Hajime a lot more than you first think.
Merry Christmas!!
“Put it on.”
“I refuse.”
“Put it on.”
“Pass.”
Many variations of the single word ‘No’ were said early Christmas day by someone not as chipper, cheery or jolly. Nope. Not him. No way.
Not that anyone cared, they still wanted him to join in;Spreading cheer, opening presents and drinking eggnog(Yuck!) with a grin.
Alter, a Servant full of deadpan and sass simply ambled around and ignored us. He even thought it the perfect time to take out the trash.
Attempt after attempt, Magi and Setanta realized that he couldn’t be beat. Alters’ variation of the word ‘No’ seemed to be completely, undeniably concrete.
“But wait!” said the lighter haired Caster, “We have a secret weapon that can handle the matter.” His Lancer class counterpart took a moment before smirking with a grin.
“Yeah…With him here, there’s no way we can’t win!”
The two men called and shouted ‘til someone came out of the bedroom in a rushed and hurried clatter. “What?! What is it?!” asked poor Master Hajime thinking that something had happened;That something was the matter.
“No time!” Hissed the Lancer, “Hurry up and go! Go talk to him so we can get on with this Christmas show!”
The Servants then grabbed Hajime by the shoulders and shoved him forward, hoping that their quick little scheme would do the trick. They hoped that maybe their Master would be able to make the big fella at least feel some of the cheer from ‘ol Saint Nick.
Why is everyone rhyming? Hajime thought, more than confused as he practically went flying right into the living room.
Alter had returned from tossing the trash into the bin just then and ended up catching his Master with a surprised expression and a quick spin.
The Caster and Lancer watched from around a corner as Alter set the smaller man down. Lancer bit his lips while Caster simply frowned.
There Hajime stood, mind racing a mile per minute. His Servants said to talk to him, but he supposed that it had to be in rhyme. Rhyming was never really his thing and he knew with all of his hopeless stuttering, they would eventually run out of time. So instead he grabbed one of the red Santa hats nearby and held it in a tight fist.
Unblinking. Unwavering. He stared into his Servants’ eyes. The remaining two peeking around the corner looked on in surprise because, Hello! You’re supposed to rhyme!! This is a Christmas day story and you have to stick with the times!
Hajime didn’t care and he continued to do as he pleased. Alter was even a bit surprised until he caught on to their little scheme. He folded his arms, folded them up quick. Then he glared up at the ceiling instead of looking at the shorter man that wanted him to put on a hat like St.Nick.
Minutes ticked by, neither relenting. Hajime staring and Alter lamenting. The word ‘No’ came flying by twos and by threes. Firmer, more serious, it was something to see. The small Master was not deterred, hair slicked back all fancy as he stood firm.
“No.” A quiet moment passed before Alter said in an even firmer voice, “NO.”
The other two Servants still watched in tense silence, thinking it would never work. Then to their surprise and delight, they saw their darker counterpart snatch up the hat out of sight. In a flurry of movement, Alter donned the Santa hat with a sigh. “Fine.”
Hajime had won, this was no lie. There was no way that Alter could win against this small little cutie pie.
Now joined by his happy Servants in arms, Alter glared but relented.
Just this once--
Just for today--
He would let his Master Hajime have his way.
He received a tight, happy hug from the short little man. How annoying, He thought. With a roll of his eyes and a pat to the head, “Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.” he said.
Alter(Cu Alter): -frowns- "I don't need that. Stuff like that are for kids and women."
Also Alter: -accepts the chocolates and eats them first before devouring a whole tray of chocolate covered sweets he swiped from the kitchen in the privacy of his room, growling at whatever fool thinks it's a good idea to try and open his door-
Mama E(EMIYA): -running around the kitchen, frantic- "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY BON BONS?!! DOCTOR, IF YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ATE THEM, SO HELP ME--!!"
*Note: This is an event that I, ChungHee22, have come up with on my own and it has nothing to do with the FGO company. In other words, it’s my Headcannon. Felt like I had to put a disclaimer in there so people wouldn’t think that it was an actual thing. Keep in mind that this is a long post. Longer than I expected actually...But please enjoy it anyway!! ^^*
Event Duration: 30 Nights(Days) Starts at 8:00pm EST(I know they use PST, but I live in EST, so that’s what I’m usin’ :3)
Event Title: Goodnight Chaldea!(おやすみなさい カルデア!)
Event Map: Chaldea After Dark(or something like that...They’re in Chaldea for the entire event)
Introduction: First it was 3 people. Then it was 5. Then 10! For some strange reason, Chaldea staff and Servants alike are all falling into a deep sleep! Now, everyone but you, the Master, and a few strange Servants are still awake...
But for how long?
Summary: All Alter(Cu Chulainn Alter) wanted was to get some sleep, but with more Servants summoned comes more noise and it seems like his Master isn’t stopping anytime soon. Understandably so. It would be foolish to think they wouldn’t summon more Servants to help but it doesn’t mean he has to like it. HE. WANTS. TO. SLEEP. With that single thought in mind, Alter somehow gains the powers of the Sandman and he intends to take full advantage of it.
So it’s basically about Cu Alter wanting to get some shut eye and the aftermath that we, the Master, have to clean up.
New Mystic Codes
Sleepytime PJs: A cute pajama set
Clear all Allies Debuffs
Evade for all Allies(3 turns)
Stun all Enemies(2 turns)
Dreamscape: Not quite sure how it’ll look, but you’re a spirit blue color
Invincibility for all Allies(3 turns)
HP Recovery for one Ally(2 turns)
Buster, Quick, Arts, and ATK Up for all Allies
Monsters
Sleepy Rune Golem A: The smallest and weakest of the Sleepy Rune Golems. When defeated they turn into small piles of the Sandmans Sleeping Dust
Sleepy Rune Golem B: The second largest of the Sleepy Run Golems. These guys are a bit tougher than their smaller counterparts and if defeated, they will also turn into a small pile of the Sandmans Sleeping Dust. Sometimes when you defeat one of them, they have a chance of turning into a bag of the dust
Sleepy Rune Golem C: The largest and strongest of the Sleepy Rune Golems. When these guys are defeated, they turn into a bag of the Sandmans Sleeping Dust
Sleepy Servants: Servants that have been hit by The Sandmans pillow. Since they’ve been hit, The Sandman can use the bits of dust that clings to them to have said Servant do whatever they want and the Servant is none the wiser. If defeated, the bits of dust that clings to them will fall off, waking the Servant from their slumber
Event Items:
Runestones(Can only get them from the Sleepy Golems)
Sprinkle of Dust(Mostly comes from Sleepy Servants, but you might be able to get them from Sleepy Rune Golem A...Not sure yet)
Pile of Dust(Comes from Sleepy Rune Golems A and B)
Bag of Dust(Comes from Sleepy Rune Golem C only, since they’re so big)
Event Trade Shop(Just a Few Things):
3 or 4 Sprinkle of Dust can be traded for a Pile of Dust
3 Pile of Dust can be traded for a Bag of Dust
Runestones can be traded for the different Limited Time Costumes
Limited Timed Servant(s):
The Sandman/Sandy[5-Star Caster Version of Berserker Cu Chulainn]
Just cause he’s sleepy, doesn’t mean he’ll get weaker. If anything, he is stronger because of how annoyed he is XD
Wears a black shirt and pants/His tail is more droopy than normal due to him being tired/Is holding a gold pillow to his chest, eyes barely open/His hair is out of his side ponytail, some over his shoulder and some down his back
Either way, he looks sleepy
Limited Time Costume(s):
Jack the Ripper
A shirt with a heart on it(with a knife)/Capri length pj pants/Cute slippers
Nursery Rhyme
A cute, knee length, pink nightdress/Hair in twin buns/Cute slippers that match Jacks’
Cu Chulainn(Lancer?)
Not sure to be honest. I think I just wanted to give his fans the chance to see him topless and in pajama pants with a loose side bun so...Let your imagination run wild!
Emiya(Assassin/Kiritsugu)+Dress of Heaven(Irisviel)
A light/thin black Yukata/Wooden sandals(Kiritsugu)
A knee length, fluffy white dress(?)/Slippers/Hair braided and thrown over her shoulder(Irisviel)
EMIYA(Mama needs his mask)
Green face mask(I HAD TO)/Hair held back by a headband type thing/Red Robe/Black pants/Slippers
Asterios
A really warm and soft looking light blue set of pajamas/Barefoot
Soft pjs for a soft boy :3
Wise King(Cas Gil)
Silk robe with a fancy...scarf?/Slippers/Eye mask on top of his head/BAGS UNDER HIS EYES
The man needs bedt
Bedivere
Soft, long sleeved shirt/Pants/Slippers/Hair out of his usual ponytail+A cute teddy bear hair clip from Nursery Rhyme
Extra Notes:
The pillow Alter is holding is made out of the Sandmans Dust. He slaps people in the face with it and they instantly fall asleep
His Buster Line and action would be; “Shut Up.” and a swift(hard) smack to the face
The reason the Dreamscape Mystic Code seems a bit...overpowered or whatever is because you know, in a good dream, you’re pretty much invincible right? You always come out on top right? So the Mystic Code that represents that would have to make you very powerful. Just my logic
Ah, if you couldn’t guess, Alter is gonna be after you through the whole picture because you have the ability to wake people up. He doesn’t like this. Not one bit
My idea for the ending would be that you, the Master. would turn one of the empty rooms in Chaldea into a quiet room. It would be a place where Servants and staff could go to get some peace from the very stressful and hectic life you all live there
While Alter is pleased by this, right at the very end of the event when everyone has gone to sleep, including you, he will come to your room and lean up against your bed. You both have a short conversation about why he’s here and you eventually start to poke fun at him a little, saying that the real reason he couldn’t sleep was because he wasn’t at your side
At this, Alter stays quiet for a moment before climbing into your bed and telling you with a devious smile...
“Shut Up.”
You fall asleep but not before you feel him wrap his tail around you
PHEW!!
Haven’t written that much in awhile, but man I needed to let you guys see my idea. For those who read until the very end, thank you for reading! ^^
It’d be really awesome if this was an actual event though...Would you guys play it? Let me know what you think about my idea XD
Part of my brain: DO IT. IT MIGHT WORK!! YOU'LL FINALLY GET A CU ALTER AND BE SUPER HAPPY AND--
Other part of my brain: ...Now you know that ain't a good idea. You know full darn well that you gonna sit down with that tablet, do one of them chants, and get the ACTUAL servant in your room. Do you want that? Do you want to be like the kid in your fic that summons Alter--DO YOU WANT THAT????????
Fate Servants Play Animal Crossing!Headcannon ft. the Cú Quartet
Ok, so for one, they’re playing Animal Crossing:New Leaf on 2Ds(instead of 3Ds because they needed something a bit more sturdy cause they’re wild and sometimes forget their own strength). This might be a little long because I’m just jotting down stuff about how their play-style and towns would be so read under the cut....Isn’t that what they say? Or did I say it wrong? x-x
When the Gudas first bring this game to their attention, none of them are super interested in it. This all changes however when one day, Gudao is laid up in bed from overexerting himself earlier, Setanta(Cu Lancer) comes to check up on him. It’s fishing tourney time and Gudao plans on winning 1st place(because he’ll be darned if he lets Zucker win for the second time in a row!) so he doesn’t even notice him come in. Or notice him sit down next to him on the bed, eyes glued to his screen. He doesn’t even notice that as time passes, Magi(Cas Cu), Lainn(Proto Cu) and even Alter(Berserker Cu) end up watching him play. When the tourney ends at 6 o’clock, Gudao gets the 1st place trophy and a group of four Servants that now want to give the game a try. Let the gaming begin!
(and yes he does scream when he realizes that they’re all in the room with him)
Setanta(Cu Lancer):
Title: Fisherman/Delicate Flower
2DS Color: Blue/Black
Well we all know that when he first starts, all he cares about is the fishing. Ordinances? That can wait. Public Projects? They’ll get done.
His town is in slight chaos for the first week of playing
Flowers are wilting. Crops have perished. The townsfolk are panicking
Heck, the Gudas literally have to sit him down and force him to work on getting a house instead of living in his tent
After he gets his house, it’s like a switch is flipped. He finds a balance in fishing, ordinances and projects(thank the lord) and from then on his town is pretty peaceful
Wants to ANNIHILATE mosquitoes because they always try to bite him when he’s getting ready to catch a shark. Almost threw his DS
One thing he hates, is when someone plants flowers in the wrong spot. Don’t misunderstand, he likes the wild flower look as much as anyone, but if he has a specific look going and someone plants something where it shouldn’t he’ll go bonkers
Nearly threw his DS again when his neighbor, Cherry, planted a bunch of red lilies around his statue fountain because ‘NOOOOOO! I’m planting RED ROSES around that statue, not red lilies Is beag cac tú!’(he was silenced before any of the kid Servants could hear him)
His museums fish collection is practically complete. Same goes for his fish book. He’s got a few other things in some of the other exhibits, but said he’ll focus on them more once all of his fish tanks are full
Made sure he got a cafe, not because he likes coffee, but because the uniform you wear when working brings back good memories
Somehow has a golden fishing rod(is that even a thing?)
Number of Visits to the Gudas towns per day: 2 or 3 depending
Magi(Cu Caster/Cas Cu):
Title: Butterfly
2DS Color: Sea Green
His first week of playing consists of getting his house in order and earning enough money to get the ordinance in place that’ll keep his town pretty and well kept
Plus he doesn’t want to have to walk around town and water every single plant that he sees
Has a nice little garden outside of his house made up of all different kinds of Lillies. Tends to put the special hybrid flowers around areas that visitors will see
He wants to show off how cool his flowers are basically
Likes to fish, and now that his town is together he can do so freely. Is also kind of into collecting the different bugs, especially the butterflies. ‘Something about them is calming...Which is weird because they’re in a game’, he said once
The bug exhibit in the museum is halfway done. Fishing museum is also halfway done
He has a Birdwing butterfly in his house
Her name is Ava
Really likes to go into the flea market store(can’t remember the name right now) and enjoys changing the patterns and base colors on a piece of furniture. One thing he doesn’t like, are the pieces made out of solid gold. Not really his style
Sometimes he’ll have his character sit by the big tree everyone has in their town while he’s reading a book on runes or making some kind of potion/elixir/etc,
‘The music they play is pretty’, he said(more like mumbled, but ok)
Number of Visits to the Gudas towns per day: 2
Lainn(Proto Cu):
Title: The Designer
2DS Color: Crystal Blue
His first week was a mix of Magi and Setas. A little bit chaotic. A little bit calm
For some reason, still unknown to this day, he couldn’t start the game. Like the game literally would not start. When it finally did, the game already selected a town for him
Wasn’t too sure about the town at first(the layout was dreadful at best) but with a bit or work and running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off, he got it together
Or at least to a point where he could actually work with it
Once again, fishing is a constant. Bug collecting, not so much. Instead of the bugs, he actually kind of likes looking at the different fossils that you dig up. With a bit of help from Alter(explained later), his museum is packed with different bones and things stuck in amber
Making designs isn’t his favorite thing to do, but every once in awhile he’ll go into Able Sisters and make a pretty cool design. This then leads to him wearing it as a shirt and a hat, showing it off to the Gudas and his older counterparts for about...two days? Maybe three?
Also like shooting stuff out of the sky with his golden slingshot
None of the public projects interested him at first, so he kind of held off on them for awhile
Until he was ambushed
The three remaining Cus ambushed him when he was half asleep, looking at this list of suggested projects and telling him which ones he should do
Since he was half asleep, he just went with it
When he finally came to his senses, the damage was already done. Things were in weird places and he had to end up demolishing a bunch of the projects
Gudao and Gudako stepped in and helped him get a better layout going
He doesn’t play when he’s sleepy anymore
Number of Visits to Gudas towns per day: 3
Alter(Berserker Cu/Culter):
Title: Bone Man(he hates that one)/Fossil Finder
2DS Color: Red/Black
The fact that he even agreed to playing in itself was a miracle
As it turns out, playing the game actually relaxes him a bit
His first week was...Not chaotic? More like...Quiet confusion? He’d stare at the screen a lot with a raised brow or a confused frown. This then lead to him sticking to whichever Guda he could find when playing, so they could show him what he needed to do
And by sticking, I mean abducting. They could be in the middle of talking to someone and he’d just pick ‘em and off they go
If he was in a good mood that day, he would instead plop said Master into his lap and continue playing as if nothing happened
Fishing? Sure, it’s fine. He’s really good at catching sharks and ocean sunfish
Bug Collecting? It’s fine. He caught a moth once
Fossil Collecting...Hmm...It’s more like he has a natural talent for it instead of doing it because it’s fun
‘Death is drawn to me...’ he said once which resulted in him being given a cookie because that statement is very depressing
But it’s like, no matter where he digs, he always seems to find some kind of fossil. That or he hits a rock and Bam! A gold nugget. It’s so weird
His fossil exhibit is FULL. It was filled during his first two weeks of playing
So instead he either sells the fossils or gives them to one of the other three
When he visits the Gudas towns, he’ll go looking through their fossil exhibit and go digging for the ones they’re missing when he gets back to his own town
Surprisingly, he has a lot of flowers in his town. Ya can’t run anywhere really, or you’ll trample them. He doesn’t really mind it per se, but running through someones flowers just isn’t cool
He doesn’t really plant flowers mind you. They just pop up randomly and he goes with it. Likes the wild flower look. And sometimes, he’ll even walk around a water some of them just to see them do the little shiny sparkle thing
Has a golden watering can. Lets the Gudas borrow it if they want to
Tends to put his character in either of the Masters houses when he naps. Nobody really knows why but they just go with it
Number of Visits to the Gudas towns per day: Depends on how many naps he’ll take but let’s just say 4
Another long one done and dusted. Yay! Although, part of me thinks this sounds funny. Ah well. If you made it this far I hope you enjoyed it!!
Oh yeah! Gudao has a limited edition Light Blue 2DS(AUO got it for him) and Gudako has a Crystal Red 2DS(Wise King got it for her).
