How would the batboys be when they're drunk and their partner is sober, taking care of them?
Ooo good idea! Let’s see what headcanon I can whip up. Thanks for the request 🤗
Warnings: implied NSFW, implied alcohol use
Dick:
Dick becomes BABY
Everything becomes a joke to him
He wants to run off and perform tricks that, even though he’s drunk, you’re sure he still can pull off
If he’s horny, you can expect a striptease and a lap dance
After that, it’s time to go!
Jason:
Jason is ready to fight
Everything becomes a competition with him
Yet he is still a drunk teddy bear at the same time
One minute, he’s loving on you, and then next is challenging Artemis to darts
We know who wins...but Jason still wants kisses
If he’s drunk at home, then he must have had a bad day and will need you close by for comfort so his thoughts don’t get dark
Tim:
Oh my sweet, petty Timmy
When he is drunk, he lets that dark side in and is overconfident, and likes to do pranks
“You know what? I’m going to hack into Argus for the hell of it.”
“Tim. No.” is going to be on repeat
He will play a dangerous game of cat and mouse with Ra’s
Will pass out in like two hours and you’re glad because he’s a mess and needs sleep