Jan 13, 2025
l'ho scritto sui suoi capello morbido
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l'ho scritto sui suoi capello morbido
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Ciccio: How dumb do they think we are??
Alberto: sometimes Luca leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
The answer to #1 is all of the above
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Ciccio: If Giulia knew we were cheating on her diet, she'd have a cow!
Ercole, Ciccio & Guido: Moo!
*Luca & Alberto tiptoeing*
Ciccio: I told you she can mad.
Ercole: Oh. Ciao, Giulia. We didn't even think we can be up this late.
*Ercole, Ciccio & Guido screams, Luca & Alberto was shocked*
Guido: Mamma mia, Giulia! Eh... how can I say this delicately? You look a...
Ciccio: Like a horrible sea monsters.
Ercole: Ciccio, you have a lot to learn about tact.
Ciccio: Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Giulia. Kill them, Ercole! Kill them!
Ercole: Oh yeah! Right!
Ercole, Ciccio & Guido: Get away! Off with you two now! Get out of here! Get going!
*As Ercole, Ciccio & Guido throws the foods at Luca & Alberto, they run away* Ercole: What was that?
Guido: Oh, some sort of, strange creatures, half sea monsters, and yet with a weird human-like quality.
Ercole: It's like nothing we've ever seen before. What should we do?
Ciccio & Guido: Hunt the sea monsters down and kill them.
Ercole: Uh-huh! I'll call the angry mob.
Ciccio: Oh, uh, Ercole, the numbers on the fridge.
Ercole: Grazie.
Ciccio: Sure.
Guido: Okay.
We Don't Talk About Ercole (A Luca Parody Song of ”We Don't Talk About Bruno”)
Guido: We don't talk about Ercole, no, no, no! We don't talk about Ercole... but! It was my wedding day...
Nonna: It was our wedding day
Guido: We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
Nonna: No clouds allowed in the sky!
Guido: Ercole walks in with a mischievous grin...
Nonna: Thunder!
Guido: You telling this story or am I?
Nonna: I'm sorry, amore mio, go on
Guido: Ercole says, "It looks like rain"
Nonna: Why did he tell us?
Guido: In doing so, he floods my brain
Nonna: Massimo, get the umbrellas
Guido: Married in a hurricane
Nonna: What a joyous day, but anyway!
Guido & Nonna: We don't talk about Ercole, no, no, no! We don't talk about Ercole!
Giulia: Hey! Grew to live in fear of Ercole stuttеring or stumbling, I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling, I associate him with thе sound of falling sand. Ch, ch, ch. It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling, always left Massimo and the family fumbling, grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand. Do you understand?
Ciccio: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name, it all fades to black, yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams.
Townspeople: Hey!
Guido, Nonna, Giulia & Ciccio: We don't talk about Ercole, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Ercole, no, no!)
We don't talk about Ercole! (We don't talk about Ercole!)
Daniela: He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead!
Townspeople: No, no!
Ugo: He told me I’d grow a gut, and just like he said!
Townspeople: No, no!
Lorenzo: He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head!
Townspeople: No, no!
Guido, Nonna, Giulia & Ciccio: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
Luca: He told me that the life of my dreams, would be promised and someday be mine. He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine.
Massimo: Ehi, Isabela’s on her way.
Giulia: He told me that the woman of my dreams, would be just out of reach, betrothed to another. It's like I hear him now...
Luca: Hey, sis! I want not a sound out of you.
Giulia: It’s like I can hear him now. I can hear him now!
Aria: Um, Ercole... yeah, about that Ercole, I really need to know about Ercole, gimme the truth and the whole truth, Ercole!
Ciccio: Luca, your girlfriend's here!
Guido & Daniela: Time for dinner!
Guido: It was my wedding day...
Nonna: It was our wedding day
Guido: We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
Nonna: No clouds allowed in the sky!
Guido: Ercole walks in with a mischievous grin...
Nonna: Thunder!
Guido: You telling this story or am I?
Nonna: I'm sorry, amore mio, go on
Giulia: Grew to live in fear of Ercole stuttеring or stumbling, I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling, I associate him with thе sound of falling sand. Ch, ch, ch. It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling, always left Massimo and the family fumbling, grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand. Do you understand?
Ciccio: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name, it all fades to black, yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams.
Luca: He told me that the life of my dreams, would be promised and someday be mine. He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine, I'm fine!
Massimo: Ehi, Isabela’s on her way.
Guido: Ercole says, "It looks like rain"
Nonna: Why did he tell us?
Guido: In doing so, he floods my brain
Nonna: Massimo, get the umbrellas
Guido: Married in a hurricane
Nonna: What a joyous day
Ciccio: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name, it all fades to black, yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams.
Townspeople: Hey!
Luca: He told me that the life of my dreams, would be promised and someday be mine. And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'll be fine!
Giulia: He told me that the woman of my dreams, would be just out of reach, betrothed to another, another. And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine!
Massimo, Daniela & Ugo: She's here!
Guido, Nonna, Giulia, Ciccio & Townspeople: Don't talk about Ercole!
Aria: Why did I talk about Ercole?
Guido, Nonna, Giulia, Ciccio & Townspeople: Not a word about Ercole!
Aria: I never shoulda brought up Ercole!
Ciccio really bringing diversity to the Main Luca Kids by being the only straight there.
Random headcanon: Ciccio is a middle child between an older brother and a younger sister, and he definitely fits into the Forgotten Middle Child trope. It’s why he can get away with taking harpoons a lot and also why he became a henchman of Ercole