How I imagine the ending of The Cider House Rules.
“What did I tell you about this house?”
“To leave the cider alone.”
“Yes. It was the one rule.”
“But you have so much cider!”
“Be that as it may, we had established a protocol when you came into this house.”
“I thought that was just, you know, official but within limit, you know, like using the office photocopier to print posters for your band.”
“Oh, I'm afraid not! Those are the cider house rules!”
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