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Original: Chaospunk/Nostalgiacore
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Heavy Duty: Riotpunk/Riotcore
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Botanist: Carecore/Forestcore
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Photographer: Retrocore/Wildcore
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Sanny's Friend: Cozycore/Softcore/Retrocore
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Cig Addict: Urbaicore
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Chub: Softcore/Berrycore
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Burnout: Streetgrunge/Lowcore/Emo aesthetic
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Bep: Gladecore/Homecore/Honeycore
cryptidcore incorrect quotes
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Tricky: HELLO YES I AM
Tricky: I AM A NORMAL CLOWN
Tricky: PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM CONTAINMENT
Tricky: I WILL NOT BITE YOU
Sheriff: don't fall for it don't fall for it don't fall for it
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Cig Addict: Original called me the B-word!
Original: "Motherfucker" doesn't start with a B.
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Photographer: *turns on their flashlight*
Phobos, Typhon, Hera, and Eris: a̭̯̥̤͈̒ͣ͡n͕͙̠̭͙̆̆ͦ͡ ͈͔̻ͦ̂͆͂͡I ̤̗̗̱͖̱͙͗͆́͡o̲̠͎̓̄ͣ̋͡o͔͇͓͔ͧ̆͋͝p̡̦̻̟͗
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Auditor: If anyone makes fun of you for saying "okie dokie", you will kill them. Good luck!
Scrapes: Okie dokie boss! I'll do my best!
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Peppi, grabbing Sheriff: Oh my god shut up my partner is asleep.
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Jeb: You're telling me a queer coded this?
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tfw the nightcrawler rips a traumatic memory :/
((cig addict lore!
Church and Jorge like to fuck with the readers by making a show of pretending who to fuck or eat today.
Heavy Duty is on the verge of getting into a fight with them
NOCUEVF YEAH-
It's always pure fun (They'd never harm their mates!) but it's so fucking funny to just watch Cig's jaw fuckin' drop when they go "Hey, lay off the cigarettes! They'll make you taste bad!" Chub actually started crying when they joked about finding it to be a hard choice and they both had to apologize profusely-
cryptids go brrrrrrrrrr
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Doc: Damn, sorry boss, can't come into work today.
Auditor: Why?
Doc: I have to track down and kill my ex.
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Jeb: Hi, I'm Dr. Christoff. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident?
Scrapes: . . . Uh, no-
Jeb: Sucks to be you, I guess.
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Doc: What are you dri-
Sheriff: Battery acid.
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Cigar: *literally just trying to relax*
Deimos, waddling into the house: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH-
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Photographer: FUCK YOU Melanie! I have TWO HOT MONSTER BOYFRIENDS AND A PAIR OF MONSTER WIVES AND THEY WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT!
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Sheriff: Welcome to the British Museum!
*he cocks his pistol*
Sheriff: You can't leave.
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Sanny: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh gorgeous-
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Church and Jorge, pointing at Sheriff: Little baby! Little baby man! Little baby baby man! BABY!
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Tricky, busting down the door: FUCK YOU ALL
Uldwell: Oh lawd he comin'
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Doc: So, uh. . . I've never, y'know, killed someone before. . . how do I hide the body?
Crackpot: Bitch I'm a doctor, not a mortician.
Doc:
Crackpot: Let's toss it in the lake.
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Heavy Duty: Alright, I'm gonna get something to ea-
*they see Deimos standing on the counter*
Deimos:
Heavy Duty: I can see you-
Deimos: No you can't.
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Photographer: Everyone, this is called a "yeet."
Phobos, Typhon, Hera, and Eris: Yeet? Yeet? Yeet? Yeet?
