Nov 20, 2021
@retr0scum come get yall's juice
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@retr0scum come get yall's juice
Gonna lure him out with weed pspsps come out Crackpot-
*loud and mildly eerie sniffing sound*
cryptids go brrrrrrrrrr
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Doc: Damn, sorry boss, can't come into work today.
Auditor: Why?
Doc: I have to track down and kill my ex.
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Jeb: Hi, I'm Dr. Christoff. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident?
Scrapes: . . . Uh, no-
Jeb: Sucks to be you, I guess.
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Doc: What are you dri-
Sheriff: Battery acid.
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Cigar: *literally just trying to relax*
Deimos, waddling into the house: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH-
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Photographer: FUCK YOU Melanie! I have TWO HOT MONSTER BOYFRIENDS AND A PAIR OF MONSTER WIVES AND THEY WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT!
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Sheriff: Welcome to the British Museum!
*he cocks his pistol*
Sheriff: You can't leave.
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Sanny: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh gorgeous-
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Church and Jorge, pointing at Sheriff: Little baby! Little baby man! Little baby baby man! BABY!
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Tricky, busting down the door: FUCK YOU ALL
Uldwell: Oh lawd he comin'
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Doc: So, uh. . . I've never, y'know, killed someone before. . . how do I hide the body?
Crackpot: Bitch I'm a doctor, not a mortician.
Doc:
Crackpot: Let's toss it in the lake.
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Heavy Duty: Alright, I'm gonna get something to ea-
*they see Deimos standing on the counter*
Deimos:
Heavy Duty: I can see you-
Deimos: No you can't.
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Photographer: Everyone, this is called a "yeet."
Phobos, Typhon, Hera, and Eris: Yeet? Yeet? Yeet? Yeet?
Crackpot: Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck.
Sheriff: Kill it, king!
Crackpot: The idea is to do the opposite, but thanks!
*later*
Crackpot: We did it!
Kate: Wh. What did you do.
Crackpot: We did it!
does crypid crackpot likes corn too? *hands him a boiled corn cob with butter*
they are *overjoyed*
where's the crypid main 3 (plus 2b)??? if cracpot was lured with weed, what about i lure them with some food? *places bags filled with food as a baked potato, a beefsteak, a ham, bacon, fried chicken, grilled salmon, pork ribs with bbq sauce, cheese, some berries, pineapple, watermelon, oranges, apples, grapes, bananas, carrot, cucumber, tomato, edible mushrooms, turnip, eggs, fruit yogurt, milk, donuts, cherry pie,chocolate, marshmallows, sour gummies and honey* i wonder what they like... 🤔
OH LAWD HE'S COMIN'
CANT BELIEVE THAT WORKED HA
He can have a little bit of weed as a treat