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Dunvul: First thing I did on my birthday: I took a shit.

Ciolston: Only one?

Ciolston: It’s your birthday, take as many shits as you want.

“I haven’t lost my virginity simply because I do not lose.”

—Cio, probably

Cio, trying to cook: beat three eggs? In what? Hand to hand combat??

Cio: Uh oh, I don’t think we can manipulate mansplain malewife our way out of this one, Skye.

Skye: [cracks knuckles]

Skye: Manslaughter it is.

Cio: I swing both ways.

Cio: With a sword.

Cio: Come at me motherfuckers.

Cio, about Ibis: Is it friendly?

Trash: yeah

Cio, petting Ibis and getting bit: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS FRIENDLY

Trash: yeah, to me.

Flint: You know that voice in your head that tells you you’re doing something kinda wrong?

Cio: You mean the one that sounds like you and a bunch of bees at the same time?

Trash: This is just great, I'm cold and alone in a pit.

Cio: You're not alone, I'm still here!

Trash: AND THE GOOD NEWS JUST KEEPS COMING!

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