that was a disappointing waste of time.
I put together a full harlequin costume only for me to not get on the Lyra once.
Apparently my instructor is a fucking idiot and had the Lyra pushed off to the side where the people coming in couldn't see it.
She also cut the routines for stupid jumps, amateur Russian pole and cheap ribbon waving.
She had a few do poses on the Lyra but they were behind the cheep ass streamers and in the corner so no one saw it. Plus there were a lot of youngin’s who had no clue what they were doing so she was helping them. Which means it took them forever to do a move.
All and all it was so boring we had a ton of people walking out.
I tried to help out by doing what I do best, being the comic relief. I was joking, dancing and juggling.
Our poor juggler was terrified. He could hardly do anything he was so nervous. It didn’t help that the instructor hadn’t had him pull together a routine. Just threw him out there. I tried to help but he said he just couldn’t do it.
At least I was able to make my fellow circus peeps laugh. I’m pretty sure our sword swallow-er thought I was fucking hilarious. I knew my dad absolutely lost his shit when I made my mom drag me across the floor during a segment.