Why Quatre doesn’t have a tan
DUO What... What the hell is this
HEERO What do you mean?
DUO My face, it’s all...red and peeling and... *touching face* OWWWW MOTHERF--
HEERO You’ve got a sunburn. The ultraviolet radiation from the sun is burning the outer layers of your skin. It happens when you’re on Earth because the ozone layer isn’t as effective at filtering UV rays as the radiation filters on the colonies. Didn’t you put on any sun cream?
DUO What, and you did?
HEERO Of course. What kind of idiot doesn’t wear sun protection when they’re on Earth?
DUO :/
MEANWHILE...
QUATRE *happily frolicking around the Sahara slathered in SPF150* Wow, it’s so beautiful out here ♫











