#clairekeller

[montgomery-eric]

go home ur not hot and im not ur ho(e)

u is my ho 5ever. deal with it.

[beckham-cooke]

No need to be my slave, you can be my butler, too.

Haha, you're pretty funny when you want to be, Keller.

[beckham-cooke]

But I don't want to.

Then I suppose you shall be Ben & Jerry-less, my dear. Because I am certainly not your slave.

[beckham-cooke]

Where's my Ben & Jerry's, Cooke?

I thought it was settled that I wouldn't be getting any? It's at the store, Keller. Go fetch it.