#clam hands

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[rotgutroadkill]

Friend: What’s that clapping noise? Me: Sorry my hands are really clammy Friend: What does that have to do with- oh no

Me: *instead of regular hands, i have clams for hands* It happened again

[365daysinalife]

Adam Rippon | Clam Hands pt. 2

[teennick]

Nope. No. Nasty.

[slightlystalesushirolls]

I am on a date. My date reaches for my hands, which are in my pockets. “No!” I jerk back, “My hands are clammy.”

My date smiles, “That’s fine. I just want to hold your hand.”

“You don’t understand!” I wail, slowly pulling my hands out of my pockets. They are clams. My hands are clams.

[365daysinalife]

Adam Rippon | Clam Hands pt. 1

[llloudmouth]

My hands need to stop being so clammy when I'm nervous. It's like a waterfall right now. Shit. Fuck school.