Meanwhile, back at the Aldi--
[Whereupon Hokey Wolf and his compadre, Ding-a-Ling, notice on the shelves the "Specially Selected" appellation on certain gourmet-type foods....]
DING-A-LING: Jeez, Hokey ... and you wonder why, for a cheap supermarket like Aldi is, they have a brand called "Specially Selected", which makes you wonder just who made the selection to begin with?
HOKEY WOLF, with the usual Sgt. Bilko-model swagger: That, Ding, is beyond our ken--and besides, I noticed these Clancy's snack crackers are probably a few cents cheaper than that faux-high end stuff they call "Specially Selected"! Now, just add some Happy Farms cheese and whatever they call the salame or summer sausage here, and we could have ourselves some serious (and yet sensible) chartucerie!
DING-A-LING, taking stock of the Clancy's label for snack foods used by Aldi: And you're probably wondering just who this Clancy is behind Clancy's chips and crackers, Hokey....
HOKEY WOLF: Ding, you can't always be serious ... and besides, can you just imagine Yogi Bear having the run of one of these in Jellystone Park, if they actually allowed Aldi to open one of their stores on a Federal Reservation?
DING-A-LING: Such must be life these days ...
[Meanwhile, close behind Hokey and Ding-a-Ling--]
YOGI BEAR: Did somebody happen to mention my name just now?
HOKEY WOLF, somewhat excitedly: Was it just me, Ding, or was it really Yogi Bear we just ran into?
YOGI BEAR: Who were you expecting, Hustle from the CB Bears?!













