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[judedeluca]

When Red Hood drops by Titans Tower for the big Christmas party

Arsenal: Can I get you some more eggnog, Jason? Something to eat? Arsenal: Drive you off in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Red Hood: Nah I'm doing just fine Roy.

[mannytoodope]

[musicalsman]

CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989 CLARK GRISWALD CHRISTMAS FIGURE.

[megahorous]

We watched Christmas Vacation for.... Christmas, and now we just watched European Vacation ! Haven't seen that in quite a while

--There were some parts with boobies

--They ran into some kind of evil plot in Rome, which reminded me of when the Simpsons visited Italy and ran into Sideshow Bob

-- Beverly D'Angelo was on the Simpsons, as the singer Lurleen Lumpkin

--And Ellen got kidnapped ! I think they all get to be handcuffed in the original Vacation. Haven't seen that one in forever either

--Urine Peein' Vacation

--And their kids were different

[wtfclassifieds]

But the Bandit did it

A motorist walked away from what could have been a devastating crash without a scratch, Sacramento firefighters say.

The crash happened on Sunday, June 9, on southbound I-5 near Arena Boulevard in Sacramento, California, according to KTVU.

The crash happened on Sunday, June 9, on southbound I-5 near Arena Boulevard in Sacramento, California, according to KTVU.

Firefighters say that the…

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[bigboxcar]

Mugshot Monday - “Merry Clarkmas” coffee mug by iCup with Guatemalan Light Roast by Peace Coffee

I love watching National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation every year with the family on Christmas day. Yesterday, we watched it and laughed and laughed. I can’t decide which scene is my favorite.

 “Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!”

 “It's a bit nippily out.”

 “If I would wake up in the morning with my head sewn in the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised.”

 “SQUIRREL!!!!!!”

 “Hallelujah! Holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?!”

Those all crack me up, but I think my favorite is the scene when Clark’s boss -- after being abducted and delivered by Eddie to the Griswold residence with a giant bow -- realizes he made a huge mistake cutting bonuses for everyone: 

Mr. Frank Shirley: “Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on. It's people that make the difference. Little people like you. So, Karl... whatever you got last year, add... 20%.” [Clark faints]

He calls Clark “Karl”, too -- bonus! It’s at that moment you realize Clark did it. As insane as things got, he pulled off Christmas. It’s kind of like that every year for me, too. Such a great movie.

Obviously, I need to work on my Chevy Chase grin more. I hope you had a Happy Holiday all you awesome people! 

Now, let’s strap on our helmets and get ready for 2017.

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