#class jokes

[dogtorari]

This cracked me up because FACTS SIS 😭🤣💯

[cumberbatched4895]

APUSH Teacher Writes 4 Page Explanation for Something

Student: I've seen words and I hate words

[popcornaaowmymouth]

MY CLASS

MY CLASS DOES NOT KNOW IM NOT STRAIGHT (EXCEPT LIKE TWO PEOPLE) SO TODAY WE WERE IN SCIENCE AND MY TEACHER LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND TALK ABOUT LOVE AND STUFF IDK. SO WE WERE SITTING THERE AND MY TEACHER ASKED FOR VOLUNTEERS, ME AND THIS OTHER GUY RAISED OUR HANDS. SHE CALLED ON US AND MADE THE EXAMPLE THAT I LIKED HIM, I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING AND I REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND HIM DJDBSIAB

AFTER CLASS THIS ONE GIRL CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, "Do you actually like him?" OUT OF REFLEX I GO "Ew no." AND SHE LAUGHED-

Sorry for caps I forgot to turn them off pfft-

[shuchishah]

Me: I love reading books!

Brian: (thumbs up)

Me: In the rain with coffee...

Brian: (Evil smiles)

Me: (almost muttering) I love playing with babies and seeing them smile.

Brian: (shocked) A) I'm old, can't hear so talk a little louder & B) you know that sounds wrong right. it seems you like playing with babies... (smirks)

Me: (Speechless trying to gain my composure)LOL

Class: (stares in unison and starts laughing non stop)

[thecoolkidscreaming-blog]

Atmospheric Chem

Test: What is the partial pressure of water vapor in this atmospheric pressure at so and so degrees?

Professor: You don't have to give the complete equation in the explanation.

Me: Thanks for relieving the PARTIAL PRESSURE, Prof!

[ukuleles-are-punk]

What Happened in Science Class

Me: the Earth was once a hot mess

Table mate: I wonder if Pluto looked at the earth

Me: well, Pluto must have been a little too gassy

Table mate: High standards, huh?

[thatgoatbitch]

I bet you have made your friend laugh when reading in the class :) I know I did today ;)

[comets-and-cosmos]

So today during Chemistry we were learning about the Electromagnetic Spectrum and how atoms can generate light. In the back, there were two guys talking loudly while the teacher was explaining the lesson. She stopped speaking, put down her marker, and walked over to the two guys. She then said "You know boys, light travels faster than the speed of sound, that’s why people look bright until they start speaking." Who knew teachers could be so sassy?!