#classic!eggman

[official-doctor-robotnik]

To all the eggmen

What are your guy's favorite drinks?

Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!

Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!

Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!

Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!

SUPER LASER PISS

Ew. Quit it, Alfred. Go sit in the naughty corner.

BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

STAY IN THE CORNER

[sonic-nyoom]

Some comparison GIFs between the Sonic OVA and Sonic Mania Adventures. Cut frames at points so they’d match up better of course.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

let's go gamblingg

PUTTING IT ALL ON RED!!!!!!!!

[official-doctor-robotnik]

projecting my period cramps onto any and all eggman(s).

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Make robot crabs. It'll work.

If nature decided to evolve animals into crabs 5 TIMES, then that means something.

Plus, what will sonic do if he's held underwater by a giant robot crab? Nothing. He'll drown.

Gee who would've thought of that?

How have we NEVER thought of making a crab robot?

No, really, NONE of us have CRAB robots.

We've NEVER thought of this one before.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

What are all the eggman’s opinions on agent stone?

I tolerate him. Greatly appreciate his loyalty. Had too many backstabbers in the past with Starline and Infinite and whatnot. He's useful, too - gotta give him that.

He's my EVILEST, bestest friend in the world!

He's tolerable. Useful. Clever. What more could I want in a sycophant?

Love him!!

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Dear classic eggman:

🎰

YUAY!!!! YAY YAY YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!

[official-doctor-robotnik]

🪨🪨🪨 🪨🪨I'M STONING YOU ALL (affectionately) 🪨🪨🪨 GET STONED (no not your Stone) 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

(The rocks all have varied doodles of different eggmen and agent stone on them, along with proclamations of devotion to the eggpire.)

OW OW OW OW

WHY WOULD THIS BE AFFECTIONATE

OW- Oh hey, these doodles are so EVIL! I- OW.

Haha. We're just messing around. Obviously you can't hit us through tumblr. Idiot.