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imagine being a Greek or Roman in mythology because if you happen upon a little old lady while you're traveling she's probably a goddess in disguise and if I don't help her I get cursed for eternity but if I do help her I'll probably die in a brutal way and suffer unimaginable torment

But also imagine if this was still a concept that existed today so you were obligated to help every old lady that can't reach something in the grocery store or needs help crossing a road...just in case...can't risk those pesky goddesses cursing you for not helping them reach the top shelf

#roman mythology #greek mythology #imagine encountering demeter outside of fresh thyme #or athena outside of joanns #LMAO not an old lady but apollo is one of those people playing music in the subway #tagememnon #please someone else find this funny #for the record i would help anyways #but its always in the back of my head #classical jokes #classics

Types of kids at summer music programs

The memelord: listens to rap as well as classical, can quote every vine, stays up til 3 every night no matter how early practice is the next day

The fashionista: listens to Queen, very trendy, shops at Nordstrom, definitely a violinist

The prodigy: practices for 10 hours a day, very rich, feels empty without practice, homeschooled, has a million dollar grant violin, definitely a violinist

The basic bitch: shops at forever 21, has beef with the prodigy, watches beauty bloggers, probably a cellist

The quiet one: quiet, doesn't share a lot, has a mean streak, has self-deprecating humour, is definitely a violist

The gay: extra af, low-key irresponsible, talks about all the gay composers (especially Tchaikovsky), tries to make music gayer, is definitely a violist

The studious one: practices lots but not as much as the prodigy, is really kind, very responsible

The conspiracy theorist: believes everything on the history channel, is the youngest one there, is confusing, tries to show off expertise but is thwarted by lack thereof

The soundcloud rapper: *that* kid, listens exclusively to rap, has a soundcloud, surprisingly is still amazing at violin

who wore it better, the fall of rome or the fall of twitter

#twitter #rome #classical memes #classical jokes #meme

arya stark and her sister, recytative stark

#CLASSICAL JOKES

Your fave is problematic: Johann Pachabel

Me: Canon in D was the least problematic song ever. Everyone loves it.

Friend: Nah get that misogynistic shit out of here! No one wants the D. Especially not cellists, even though they already have their legs spread.

#Classical jokes #I have no clue how this works

I am deeply sad that we have overlooked Hadrian's beautiful beard in this discussion of Roman empresses on BBC4.

#hadrian #classical jokes #really terrible ones