eat me, milk man

cover photo is from the cover of Harrow the Ninth, my profile picture is my own art of Gideon Nav

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[cetitan]

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[triforce-princess]

they're unreal engine-ifying my childhood game...nintendo hired that man....this is ocarina of time in 2013

[triforce-princess]

it looks greasy and stiff, the textures are overdone. i'm not sure about the armor he's wearing either, i could understand them adding that to adult link at some point but i don't see how it'll make sense for child link at this point in his life. and i'm assuming by having his hat and shoes off they want to make it make more sense for him to be in bed but if that was the case why does he have the armor on? why not just put him in an entirely different set of clothes as pajamas? plus making his bed sheet green against his green tunic is just bad art direction, he blends into the scene and feels like a disconnected shape.

i'm hoping they just showed this way too soon and this isn't a good shot to demonstrate their art direction but i'm not really sure how to feel about it yet.

(also maybe i'm slightly annoyed seeing so many people praise the look of this when probably many of those same people got upset at my hd OOT N64 gifs from several months ago. like ok when indie nonprofit modders do it it's cursed but when the multi billion dollar corporation does it it's awesome? and tbh the look of this really does remind me of those "unreal engine remakes" we'd see every few months in the 2010s that looked terrible but apparently that's what gamers wanted)

i'm sure there will be a couple of people that disagree with my sentiment or get upset with me in the comments but whatever, i'm gonna hold my full judgement until we see more footage. these teaser trailers always kind of suck

[triforce-princess]

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

So I used to watch a lot of elden ring lore videos when the game first came out and I recently actually started playing it. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERES AN ITEM THAT CAN TURN YOU INTO A CANNON

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

Hades gets a little confused and suddenly the underworld is running on bitcoin

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[catchymemes]

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[vishnovy]

yeah, sure

[mardyart]

mid/late 20s are made to rediscover your passions from when you were like 10 so nico di angelo it is