#classicheavystiddies

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the cheavy discourse was never gone, i just forgot

IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED THAT WAY

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demoman 😩😩

Demoman tf2. You agree. Reblog

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ok but listen!!!!! hes older. hed treat me like a house husband. hed buy me small little things and call me those stupid cheesy names like sugartits and sweetheart. hed let me sit on his lap when hes drinking with hos friends and hug me from behind when im cooking dinner 😩🥺

No He Wouldn't!

No He Wouldn't!!!

He would tell you to make him a FUCKIN SANDWICH and then slam an entire beer and burp loud enough to cause a small earthquake

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the only red flag you ever gave me was that he was Canadian 🥰🥰

THE BUMPER STICKERS AND THE RED BULL ARENT ENOUGH FOR YOU MY GOD YOURE INSANE

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ok heres my compromise on the titty discourse

he HAD tits. Medic took them away while preforming surgery on him.

No *I push a large red button and you are dropped into a tank full of sharks*

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me, cheavys transgender achillean husband: 🥲

I'm so sorry user classicheavystiddies but if you went up to that man he would be like "lmao is that some gay shit" and then he would chug a red bull and punch you in the face and drive away in his jacked up pickup truck covered in no less than 14 "fuck Trudeau" bumper stickers

Also he's canadian

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people really tryna pit me against apollyphonicpraries. but lets not forget my natural enemy, HEIDI /j

heidi is all of our natural enemy actually

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as his filipino husband, i will MAKE him eat a dried mango i will sneak it into his dinner if need be

I have so much respect for you. You could stop him from RIDING THEIR ASS when he gets passed on the highway