#classpect roasts

[autie-stuck]

classpect roast for a derse mage of blood + derse knight of light?

MAGE OF BLOOD:

Jesus fuck get a better family. The people around you have hurt you so badly and you need to surround yourself with people you love and heal. You’re under consant pressure to be in an adult role or a therapist and you seriously need to back up.

KNIGHT OF LIGHT:

Repressed much? How long did it take you to figure out something is wrong with you? You need to stop projecting onto other people, seriously. You can’t ignore your own issues by looking at other people’s. Oh yeah also obligatory night light joke.

[autie-stuck]

roast for a bard of blood and a sylph of rage? :3c

BARD OF BLOOD: I feel like you speedrun ruining friendships. You think it’s funny at this point like just add it to the pile

SYLPH OF RAGE: you actually have to stop caring for like one second before you actually explode I swear. You’re so upset over how other people are treated but getting angry solves nothing, so DO SOMETHING

[autie-stuck]

Roast me as a Prospit Sylph of Void?

You heal nothing. L.

Just kidding

Constantly trying to gain knowledge on obscure things won’t fill the emptiness in your heart

[autie-stuck]

Roast the Maid of Heart? :3?

You were a “smol bean” and obsessed with Steven universe. You also need therapy, all M classes need therapy- scratch that anyone with a classpect needs therapy. You’re the type of person to be an introverted extrovert as I like to call it. You’re very loud around people you like.

[autie-stuck]

Roast me as a bard of heart

You’re a bard enough said.

Just kidding, again.

You were someone who got bullied at the peak of cringe culture. You definitely called yourself a potato or something of the like as a joke. You’re not quirky, you need therapy.

[autie-stuck]

classpect roast for knight of hope, derse?

You need to stop answering everything with “I’m okay with anything” or “I don’t know” when you do know, you’re just too scared to state your opinion.

You are a protagonist with depression at the end of the story. Stop burning yourself out.

[autie-stuck]

please roast my headmates (who are kismeses if it could add anything)

prospit heir of rage

derse mage of mind

HEIR OF RAGE: no your political opinions aren’t the only right ones, people will disagree with you and that does not make them wrong either

MAGE OF MIND: you’ve been masking for so long you have no idea what your actual personality is supposed to be like. Also you kin rat by Penelope Scott

[autie-stuck]

roast me? witch of doom!

First of all, you are able to have your opinions and you are able to speak them. Secondly, stop putting everyone’s needs before your own!! Not everyone would jump off that bridge like you would for them.