#clderringer

[queersanddeers]

Guess who

*cheeses only Jackson*

*hands everyone else a piece of cheese* choose who you cheese.

"JACKSONNNNN-" -N

"I'm cheesing Riktor 'cause yes." - S

" <:[ I don't want to cheese anyone! " -R

"GIMME THAT SLICE!" [Throws both his slices at Jackson, again, before sitting back and smiling with 0 elaboration] -D

"Dude… Why… Anyway, I cheese Jackson." -K

"I cheese Noah. It's deserved." -T

"WHAT IS THIS WAR?! " -R

"I cheeese… Myself. This stuff tastes good." -M

"I'm dating a slime… :)" -V

Thanks for your input, hun. -M

[With like, 4 pieces of cheese hanging off of him] Do you want more cheese?... -J

[queersanddeers]

What’s everyone most likely to get banned from a platform for?

"Cyberbullying." -K

"Inactivity?" -R

"Spamming Elon Musk's DMs with pictures of earthworms that I found in the ground all while I talk about my new plans for an engine idea I had. I'd need Tarrel's help for this one. First I post a picture of my "blueprints." (Children's drawing that doesn't even look like Anything.) Then Tarrel helps me 1-1 that so I can send Elon a video of it actually working as a high-force propulsion device." -D

"I got banned off of Facebook because I called Margaret a bitchy whore. In all fairness, her pumpkin pie recipe had a better chemical composition to make a Bomb than anything edible." -M

"Platform...? I wasn't permitted to land at a platform once because my calling code had expired, does that count...?" -T

"I'M BANNED ON MOST MAINSTREAM MEDIA. CAN'T HANDLE MY GIRLBOSSERY I GUESS!!" -V

"I have yet to be banned from tumblr...I'd get banned for inactivity or the things I post." - S

"Banned for exposing government secrets, if anything." - N

"Media??? Platform??? Huh???" - Ja

"Similar story to Moira, I got banned for calling someone a whore. You can't disrespect my mamas and think you can get away with it. " -Ju

"He also probably said a slur" -S

"DID NOT-" -Ju

[queersanddeers]

Anyone wanna go stabbing with me?

-monty

That's horrible! -R

When and where? Explicitly do not tell me who, I like the surprise. -D

DERRINGER! -R

Ehh I'm busy... -K

But they haven't said when yet? -D

Got no space in my schedule! It's all 'Tomfoolery'. -K

STABBINGS FUN, I'D LIKE TOS TAB. YES PLEASE!! CAN I BRING MY BUTCHER'S KNIFE?? :) -V

Y'all need some help... -M

'-'; -N

Agreed...*Vyra why* -Ju