#clmoira

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Hey y'all! How's it goin?

"YKNOW, IT IS NOT GOING. MOIRA IS DYING, WE ARE IN GREENLAND, I NEED SUNLIGHT AND WE DO NOT HAVE THAT, AND WHATEVER IS KILLING MOIRA IS UNKNOWN TO HUMAN SCIENCES SO I AM AT THE END OF MY FUCKING *WITS*. IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FOR THE LIFE OF ME AND I CAN'T PUZZLE THINGS TOGETHER. SO YEAH, THAT'S HOW ITS GOING." - Ja

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Guess who

So who's with who and who's a single bitch for Valentine's Day tomorrow?

Tarrel & Sparrow "She's an angel, I live to serve her... I couldn't be happier where I am, holding her tight or tossing her to safety. In any case, I could burn at the stake for her sake and still come out smiling." -T [no response, didnt hear the question. Also doesn 't care. She thinks Valentines is a bunch of bullshit. And yet, she still buys Tarrel roses.] -S Riktor & Noah "Noah's so... Agh, I don't know how to put it! He's everything to me, but... He kind of makes me stupid? I just can't focus on anything with him around and it makes me a worse leader... But he's worth it." -R "I got Riktor les goooo" -N Moira & Jackson "Y'know, it's the funniest thing... I had the hots for that guy since we met. I'd initially dropped those feelings, focused on the mission. I thought 'He's happily married, and that's just how fate works around me.' No use in being jealous, right? ...Despite how... horrible that guy was? ...I'm really glad he's mine now. I'll be at my best for him, for as long as I have him." -M "Imagine being single I'm MARRIED" -Ja Kurt "...What? I'm aroace." -K ":3" -🍃 "Oh, heya Kelp. It's my friend. You see how TALL he is? He's great with mineshafts! Anyway, sorry, known that man... Bush... Mobile Explosive for some time. Shame he didn't get introduced in the earlier messages but ahhh listen to me ramble. But no, I don't got any lovers." -K Kurt & Kelp "AY-" -K Julian & Vyra "Ohhh, on the topic of valentines day, I should get Vyra something…" -Ju "I'm thinking of getting this nice copper ring for a slime. :3" -V And Then There's Derringer "...I'm married to the spaghetti I'm eating now get that camera ouT OF MY FACE-" -D

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*cheeses everyone* happy halloween

-you guessed it. Monty

[Let's out a small whining noise like a cat, but refuses to move or do anything about it like it's a t-rex.] -R [Somehow manages to slap away the cheese before it even lands on her without looking up from her phone.] -M "…I hadn't even seen the post yet but I could immediately tell it was you Montana." -D "Oh yo free cheese!!" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️" -T "Wh-what-" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 🔥 🔥 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯" -T "how are you doing that with your mouth" -K [she barely registers the new slice of cheese hanging off of her head.] -V [-insert the sound of clattering-] -N [deadass stares Monty down] "No." - S "The fudge is this WHY WONT IT COME OFF-" -Ja [proceeds to spend the next three hours attempting to remove the cheese from his slime.] -Ju

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What’s everyone most likely to get banned from a platform for?

"Cyberbullying." -K

"Inactivity?" -R

"Spamming Elon Musk's DMs with pictures of earthworms that I found in the ground all while I talk about my new plans for an engine idea I had. I'd need Tarrel's help for this one. First I post a picture of my "blueprints." (Children's drawing that doesn't even look like Anything.) Then Tarrel helps me 1-1 that so I can send Elon a video of it actually working as a high-force propulsion device." -D

"I got banned off of Facebook because I called Margaret a bitchy whore. In all fairness, her pumpkin pie recipe had a better chemical composition to make a Bomb than anything edible." -M

"Platform...? I wasn't permitted to land at a platform once because my calling code had expired, does that count...?" -T

"I'M BANNED ON MOST MAINSTREAM MEDIA. CAN'T HANDLE MY GIRLBOSSERY I GUESS!!" -V

"I have yet to be banned from tumblr...I'd get banned for inactivity or the things I post." - S

"Banned for exposing government secrets, if anything." - N

"Media??? Platform??? Huh???" - Ja

"Similar story to Moira, I got banned for calling someone a whore. You can't disrespect my mamas and think you can get away with it. " -Ju

"He also probably said a slur" -S

"DID NOT-" -Ju

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*pats Moira*

-monty :)

HEHEHEH! HE SLUMPED OVER IN HIS CHAIR! It's much appreciated, hun. -M