#clnoah

[bannedfromthekitchen]

Creature...

[queersanddeers]

*throws sparrow at Noah*

"GUYS WE JUST STARTED THIS DON'T TH-ACK-" -N

"AHHHHhhhh oh hi Noah :)" - S

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Guess who

So who's with who and who's a single bitch for Valentine's Day tomorrow?

Tarrel & Sparrow "She's an angel, I live to serve her... I couldn't be happier where I am, holding her tight or tossing her to safety. In any case, I could burn at the stake for her sake and still come out smiling." -T [no response, didnt hear the question. Also doesn 't care. She thinks Valentines is a bunch of bullshit. And yet, she still buys Tarrel roses.] -S Riktor & Noah "Noah's so... Agh, I don't know how to put it! He's everything to me, but... He kind of makes me stupid? I just can't focus on anything with him around and it makes me a worse leader... But he's worth it." -R "I got Riktor les goooo" -N Moira & Jackson "Y'know, it's the funniest thing... I had the hots for that guy since we met. I'd initially dropped those feelings, focused on the mission. I thought 'He's happily married, and that's just how fate works around me.' No use in being jealous, right? ...Despite how... horrible that guy was? ...I'm really glad he's mine now. I'll be at my best for him, for as long as I have him." -M "Imagine being single I'm MARRIED" -Ja Kurt "...What? I'm aroace." -K ":3" -🍃 "Oh, heya Kelp. It's my friend. You see how TALL he is? He's great with mineshafts! Anyway, sorry, known that man... Bush... Mobile Explosive for some time. Shame he didn't get introduced in the earlier messages but ahhh listen to me ramble. But no, I don't got any lovers." -K Kurt & Kelp "AY-" -K Julian & Vyra "Ohhh, on the topic of valentines day, I should get Vyra something…" -Ju "I'm thinking of getting this nice copper ring for a slime. :3" -V And Then There's Derringer "...I'm married to the spaghetti I'm eating now get that camera ouT OF MY FACE-" -D

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Guess who

*cheeses only Jackson*

*hands everyone else a piece of cheese* choose who you cheese.

"JACKSONNNNN-" -N

"I'm cheesing Riktor 'cause yes." - S

" <:[ I don't want to cheese anyone! " -R

"GIMME THAT SLICE!" [Throws both his slices at Jackson, again, before sitting back and smiling with 0 elaboration] -D

"Dude… Why… Anyway, I cheese Jackson." -K

"I cheese Noah. It's deserved." -T

"WHAT IS THIS WAR?! " -R

"I cheeese… Myself. This stuff tastes good." -M

"I'm dating a slime… :)" -V

Thanks for your input, hun. -M

[With like, 4 pieces of cheese hanging off of him] Do you want more cheese?... -J

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*cheeses everyone* happy halloween

-you guessed it. Monty

[Let's out a small whining noise like a cat, but refuses to move or do anything about it like it's a t-rex.] -R [Somehow manages to slap away the cheese before it even lands on her without looking up from her phone.] -M "…I hadn't even seen the post yet but I could immediately tell it was you Montana." -D "Oh yo free cheese!!" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️" -T "Wh-what-" -K "💯💯💯 ‼️ ‼️ 🔥 🔥 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ 💯💯" -T "how are you doing that with your mouth" -K [she barely registers the new slice of cheese hanging off of her head.] -V [-insert the sound of clattering-] -N [deadass stares Monty down] "No." - S "The fudge is this WHY WONT IT COME OFF-" -Ja [proceeds to spend the next three hours attempting to remove the cheese from his slime.] -Ju

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GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS, BITCHES

Thats right, it's mine! I'm the local Halloween bitch! And for those on discord and other platforms who have already wished me a happy birthday, thank you guys! Makes up for my lack of gifts (in which I'll always fuss about, it's literally my job.)

Happy Halloween, folks! Stay safe, get a belly ache from how much candy you consume, and have fun <3 -N

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Anyone wanna go stabbing with me?

-monty

That's horrible! -R

When and where? Explicitly do not tell me who, I like the surprise. -D

DERRINGER! -R

Ehh I'm busy... -K

But they haven't said when yet? -D

Got no space in my schedule! It's all 'Tomfoolery'. -K

STABBINGS FUN, I'D LIKE TOS TAB. YES PLEASE!! CAN I BRING MY BUTCHER'S KNIFE?? :) -V

Y'all need some help... -M

'-'; -N

Agreed...*Vyra why* -Ju

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balls -N