Jan 11, 2018
“why do people get so mad about knock knock jokes? they’re the best kinds of jokes. classics! someone explain to me what’s so bad about knock knock jokes.”
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“why do people get so mad about knock knock jokes? they’re the best kinds of jokes. classics! someone explain to me what’s so bad about knock knock jokes.”
“Alright, should I swipe left or right? What are the chances that the first message is something gross and disgusting?”
“i know my hair is super blonde, but i really wish people would stop asking where i get it done. i don’t! it grows out of my head like this! i know, it’s weird to me too.”
propped up against the sun-warmed brick wall at the front of the hospital, roman dragged on a cigarette as he idly watched people come and go, living their lives. only one of the passers-by looked his way, and he thought he saw their brow furrow, likely an indication that they did not agree with the fact he was smoking in such close proximity to a multitude of sick people. ‘ yeah, i know. ’ he spat.
“i saw a dead animal on the side of the road today and i haven’t been able to stop feeling sad about it all day. i hate that so much.”
❛ seat ’ s already taken , SORRY . ❜ the lie oozing from his tongue with perplexing ease , eliasz ’ s gaze remained fixated upon the crystal glass before him — it ’ s auburn contents swiftly burning a course down his esophagus .