Leah Gazan: They provided zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.
Lyle Culpepper: And for those of you fascists who don't know what that means, it's obviously Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and 2-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual.
We decided that the best way to honor these murdered and missing women was to lump them into the ever-growing category of gender identities and sexualities.
We're also expanding that list to include the PWPPOTPs, or People Who Prefer Pineapple On Their Pizza, as well as the WENTCWTPLs, or White Empty-Nesters That Clap When The Plane Lands.
We will also be expanding out to the LXBMTATTMT3SABR31FATWOWOABAIC, which of course refers to the Latinx Busty MILFs That Ask To Try More Than Three Samples At Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors And Then Walk Out Without Actually Buying Any Ice Cream.
So we're going to have the full alphabet soon. So yeah. Super sad about those murdered women though, the indigenous ones.
We need to go back to puting insane people into asylums, instead of giving them microphones.