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Fun fact of the day: My hair ain't curly nor wavy. S'actually pin straight. I just curl it every day 'nd use a shit ton of volumizing powder 'n' spray. Checkmate, liberals.
Konny needs to stop complainin' that he can't catch my face in his pictures. C'mon, man, it's an established fact that ya can't photograph my face. 'Nyways, guess who's become that stupid fuck's muse for the entirety of Sunday while we're snowed in.
Goddamn, I'm simultaneously glad 'nd really pissed tha' my Kondraki don't got Tumblr. Don't get me wrong, the other Konnys are great, no clue how they get in my reality, but they ain't my Konny. Wish I could taunt 'im on 'ere.
Fuckin' hell, Able finally got contained. Thank God. Took everyone long enough.
If I ever find out I have some long lost twin brother, his name is definitely tenor clef. But Alto, you may cry, what the fuck is tenor clef?! I only know treble, bass, and alto clef! Oh, my dear fans, tenor clef is essentially alto clef but the middle C is moved up one line.
Hence, my long-lost twin brother! Exactly me but just a little different. And not as useful as I am~
Sleep's for the weak. I am NOT taking these sleeping pills. For all I know, they got cyanide in them. Or arsenic. Or, worse, █████. Who fuckin' knows. I don't trust 'em.
A man can't have ONE GOOD GODDAMN DAY! I'm tryna do the fuckin' best for people, goddamnit. The P stands for protect in our name. I know that I'm THE Dr. Alto H. Clef, but I don't fuckin' forget that! I got decency somewhere in me, especially for— FOR DAMN KIDS!
I try to do one good thing. ONE. AND IT BLOWS UP IN MY GODDAMN FACE!
sigh. I need a goddamn drink.
JUS' 'CUZ I SAID I'D PREFER TO SING WITH A BASS DON'T MEAN I'D MIND NOT SINGING WIT' ONE.