Faculty incorrect quotes with my oc, Bishop!
Roundabout: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Bishop: That’s not a lot of inches.
Professor Maelstrom: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Professor Maelstrom: And I started thinking.
Professor Maelstrom: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Professor Maelstrom: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Countess Cleo: Are you okay?
Roundabout, talking about Bishop: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Dr. Bellum: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Bishop, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
Dr. Bellum, sweating: Countess, there’s something I need to ask you-
Countess Cleo: Finally! You’re proposing!
Dr. Bellum: How’d you know?
Countess Cleo: Dr. Bellum, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Countess Cleo: I even picked it up once.
Professor Maelstrom: Coach Brunt likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Dr. Bellum: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Countess Cleo: Why no 24/7?
Dr. Bellum: Snack breaks.
Roundabout: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Countess Cleo: Okay?
Roundabout: …
Roundabout: …
Roundabout: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—
Roundabout: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Roundabout: Ask me to kill for you.
Bishop: ...First of all, calm down-
Dr. Bellum: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Roundabout: So you're just gonna wait until Professor Maelstrom is in danger and save them?
Dr. Bellum: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Roundabout: ...
Roundabout: You're insane.
Dr. Bellum: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Roundabout: You sleep with a teddybear.
Dr. Bellum: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
