The good thing about having a friend like Cleo is that you donât need to get overly sappy. None of the simpering âoh my god I missed you so much, you look great, howâs your familyâ. No, sheâs the sort of friend you can toss yourself down next to during breakfast, and launch right into things. âIâve been back like five minutes and I already feel as though I need another weekend at the spa. Iâve had it up to here with first years absolutely shitting themselves at every little thing - like, yes, itâs a magical castle, that staircase did move, that portrait did talk to you, can we please move on.â Evra might only be a second year, but sheâd had the dignity last year to not block the corridors, constantly overcome by the urge to stop and gawp at everything. Theyâre worse than the bloody tourists in London, ambling slowly along pavements and peering into each and every shop along the way.