please tumblr let me keep this

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please tumblr let me keep this
tumblr taking the crabs back after april 1st
I DONT EVEN THINK THIS @brickwhartley IS A REAL PERSON BUT MY MAN YOURE A GENIUS AND IF I TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY CRAB ARMY AND CHOO CHOO TRAIN ITS YOUR FAULT DDJFHKAESDBHJIZDJGKJBZDFKGBJ
What even is this website
i will say, as regularly awful as this website is, i am always surprisingly charmed by the april fools shenanigans staff comes up with every year. clickathon is so very silly but also <3 im having a fun time <3 there is a silly little crab bouncing around on my screen rn and he is my FRIEND
Staff did a great job with the april fools joke this year and all that but they made one grave mistake. I miss my crabs and I want them back.
Due to popular demand, making the crabs a permanent feature of the Tumblr dashboard is becoming our top priority. Sign this petition and we will work even harder to #BringBackTheCrabs. 🦀
Click-A-Thon Crab Petition
You guys don't understand, you can BEFRIEND the CRABS the TUMBLR CRABS are now my FRIENDS