Pretty sure I could kill 37 snakes in a trench coa

Jack, they/them, 23 I occasionally post @squirreljc; Technically my main account Arguably the funniest of my friends https://linktr.ee/squirreljc2 I like the things I like, and I will post about them

[beybuniki]

dean was so fond of steve

[beybuniki]

it's because they're 40 years old

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[squirreljc2]

Saying you’re going to visit a man with death rumors and then promptly dying is some real loony tunes shit. I can’t believe Lindsay graham is funnier than me

[niceworkhuggybear]

thank you @bethmints , I’m answering from this blog bc @grandle has been compromised

is the lavender nightgown a kink? I think it can be

[afusionoffandoms]

Turkey to imprison LGBT advocates, criminalize same-sex ceremonies in new bill: report - Stockholm Center for Freedom

Turkey’s justice ministry is drafting legislation that would imprison people for publicly praising LGBT identity, criminalize same-sex engag

[bisexualantagonist]

EXTRA INFO:

The Bill hasn't passed yet; however it is very likely. Turkey just shut down the social media accounts of LGBT+ organizations, and quietly banned/"made not possible to see" multiple dating apps for LGBT people such as Taimi. These are small steps leading up to this. Just less than a year ago the distribution of Estrogen was made ten times harder and hormone replacement therapy laws upped the transitioning age from 18 to 21. Please speak for us.

[hansoeii]

it was love.

[whatladybird]

You read Vonnegut for the first time when you’re sixteen years old, and after that, every time you stab, slice, shoot, every time you throw a match into an open grave, you think, so it goes. It makes you feel good, a little fuzzy, like you’re unstuck, and you think, it’s okay you’ll just be dead for a while.

Your father dies on a hospital floor. Your brother bleeds onto your hand, his hair in your mouth, pressed against your neck. People die in your arms, people who leave  the battlefield behind, who don’t wake up in bed five minutes twenty years later and live. People don’t just get to be dead for a while. This isn’t fucking Tralfamadore. So it does not fucking go.

Vonnegut tells you that time is pearls on a string. Every moment has already been and will always be. You say, “Fuck that.” You cut the string. Pearls before swine.

Your headstone will read It was ugly  from beginning to end,  and it hurt like hell every second.

Vonnegut dies when you’re twenty-eight. He falls down the stairs. So it goes. There is no such thing  as an honorable death.

[whatladybird]

You read Vonnegut for the first time when you’re sixteen years old, and after that, every time you stab, slice, shoot, every time you throw a match into an open grave, you think, so it goes. It makes you feel good, a little fuzzy, like you’re unstuck, and you think, it’s okay you’ll just be dead for a while.

Your father dies on a hospital floor. Your brother bleeds onto your hand, his hair in your mouth, pressed against your neck. People die in your arms, people who leave  the battlefield behind, who don’t wake up in bed five minutes twenty years later and live. People don’t just get to be dead for a while. This isn’t fucking Tralfamadore. So it does not fucking go.

Vonnegut tells you that time is pearls on a string. Every moment has already been and will always be. You say, “Fuck that.” You cut the string. Pearls before swine.

Your headstone will read It was ugly  from beginning to end,  and it hurt like hell every second.

Vonnegut dies when you’re twenty-eight. He falls down the stairs. So it goes. There is no such thing  as an honorable death.

[squirreljc2]

Ok Regina: get your bag queen.

BUT ALSO

YOU READ THE BOOK GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN

[loving-the-world-since-00]

[termagax]

can everyone get into specifically the things im into in exactly the same way

[owenthetokencishet]

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[byjove]

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie