#clint barton anon

[striketeamdelta-anon]

*with wide eyes* Natasha??? Clint??

Hey, Wanda. How are things?

Hey! How's the wiggly woo stuff going?

[striketeamdelta-anon]

Can someone please tell Clint to stop dancing around singing Friday? He doesn't even know all the words, just the chorus, and that's the annoying part!

[striketeamdelta-anon]

Nat's trying to get me to sit down and do paperwork this morning. Help me avoid it?

[striketeamdelta-anon]

Rules

We’ve heard these things are kinda popular at the moment, and someone from PR thought it’d be a good idea for us to join in the fun. Seeing as we’re pretty much a package deal though, we decided to run ours together rather than separately. So here we are.

⧗ Must be 18+ to interact. 

➶ No hate or discrimination of any kind will be tolerated

⧗ NSFW asks are allowed within reason

➶ Let us know who your questions/messages are for, otherwise we’ll pick at random or we’ll both answer!

⧗ Asks and DMs are both available, and while we’ll always answer everything as soon as we can, but please remember that we have lives outside of this so we might not always see things that quickly. 

➶ Some things are classified, so don’t be offended if we can’t give a definitive answer!

Tag System:

#natasha answers - Natasha’s responses

#natasha speaks - Natasha’s reblogs/random posts

#clint answers - Clint’s responses

#clint speaks - Clint’s reblogs/random posts

#clintasha answers - Duo responses

#clintasha speaks - Duo reblogs

#nsfw - anything nsfw

[the-tonystark]

Positive Publicity Stunt.

Though I still don't get why, Fury's "Beez in the Trap" was a huge success, and I figured we could get some press through song like he did. I wouldn't be singing, of course. Directing, or producing, but the rest of the guys would be in the video. I was thinking we do something that plays on the themes of Heroism and a witty little wordplay. Maybe something like..."Bravery and a Beat." Yeah. We'd start it by pretending that our personal footage was stolen uploaded by an anonymous blogger. From there, it'll show little clips here and there of us, that transitions into the actual music video which - should take place someplace unconventional that leaves room for creative play . . . like a water park. 

And it should feature a famous rapper.

Like Nicki Minaj.

Thoughts?

[the-tonystark]

What the hell is going on with you right now?

[the-tonystark]

When you finally sober up, we'll talk about this. And when you do, I'll be on the roof. ~ Clint

Sober. 

What now?

And I wouldn't spend too much time up there. I'm thinking of installing flamethrowers around the perimeter of the roof.

[the-tonystark]

You? A father? Ha! I pity the child already. I just hope Pepper is the unfortunate mother...? ~Clint

Well then, thank God nobody asked you, huh?