Genius. Millionare. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Anthony Stark. Industrialist, inventor, and CEO of Stark Industries. Occasionally known as Iron Man, and an exclusive member of the Avengers Initiative. If you'd like to know anything else you can ask me personally, OR if you want me to see a post/ask...

[stephenstrvnge]

[cablepools]

Stark, we need a plan of attack!

I have a plan: attack!

[the-tonystark]

Can someone please explain to me why everything is pink? It kind of undermines the super awesomeness of our heroic endeavors. Looks more like we're frolicking through a Dr. Seuss book or on an acid trio (same thing) than saving the world.

[wintersqueenmab]

The Ant-Man poster featuring Ant-Man on Black Widow’s bust is fake!

That poster is one of (albeit the most creepy and sexist) a group of parody posters made by fans of the MCU. Other such fan posters include this equally abhorrent creation:

And my personal favorite:

The only official posters released by Marvel are the ones depicting Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor. 

There’s a post rolling around attempting to blame Marvel Entertainment for the fan-made posters, calling them sexist and worse. Marvel does have trouble with representation in their works, but even they wouldn’t make a mistake this large. Spread the word!

[ryan-coogler-archive]

[championofvael-deactivated20160]

OKAY but if Ultron tapped the internet why didn't he review my fics? Why didn't he like my selfies?

@ ultron what the fuck?

[dragonbreakfast-deactivated2017]

Fanfic is probably the reason he decided we all deserved to die tbh

[championofvael-deactivated20160]

Probably tbh

[the-tonystark]

In other words, the destruction of mankind was the fault of the nerds on this website. Not mine or Bruce’s.

[the-tonystark]

1.) Oh, look. She can count. 2.) More genuine in their sexual harassment? I will have you know my harassment is 100% genuine.

[the-tonystark]

Figured. But if you ever forget, I have it. God knows why, but she misses you too. Come out here and tell her yourself. Actually, you know what? That’s a good idea. I need to update your profile with prints, anyway. 

I don’t care if you both want dogs. Tell Tori she can’t. have. a. puppy.

[ridleydaisy]

[the-tonystark]

I didn’t expect that.

[56456546gfgf-deactivated2021111]

[the-tonystark]

Sir, how does it work now? They’ve gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then? They’ll come back. Are you really sure about that? I am. Why? Because we’ll need them to.

[678i0u]

[effiestrinkets]

pepperweek day 3 → favourite outfit/hair/makeup casual pepper vs ceo pepper

[marvelsource]

[the-tonystark]

Ok so are we done with the whole back and forth banter we have going. What else is going on with you? How's Pepper? Can I babysit sometime soon? Etc.?

Speaking of the profiles I have, if you ever need your Social Security number or bank account info, let me know. Pepper’s fine. Just busy with running one namesake and caring for the other. Not that I don’t help. I do my share, I’ll have you know before you question it. 

Speaking of which and of babysitting, you need to convince Tori she doesn’t want a puppy.

[marvelgifs]

…here’s what I need: a laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.

[gael-garcia]

Age of Ultron: group shots

[asgardian-poledance]

[dunwall]

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

[heavysmoved-deactivated20150225]

irony man

[cardamomblessing]

Tony Stark + his pet names for Pepper in Iron Man 3