Mar 9, 2019
Clint: someone should do something!
Clint: oh, wait, it's me! I should do something!
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Clint: someone should do something!
Clint: oh, wait, it's me! I should do something!
Clint: (to Kate) I have no doubt in my mind that you will accomplish this mission, Katie.
Natasha: (as soon as Kate leaves) She's toast, isn't she?
Clint: Ah yes. Burnt toast.
Clint: (over comms) where are you Nat? This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
Clint: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Clint: ... Not you, Natasha. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Fury: Are you in my ceiling Barton?
Clint Barton: (muffled) ...No
Clint: Why did you kill this person, Natasha?
Natasha: I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.
Clint: Tell me, Natasha, exactly what you were doing before I got here.
Natasha: Well, this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and I stabbed him 37 times.
Clint: Natasha, that kills people.
Clint: (during a SHIELD meeting) I've gathered all of you here today because I need to get something off of my chest.
Natasha, from the back of the room: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Clint: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Bobbi, code name: Been There, Done That. Natasha is: Currently Doing That. Jess is: It Happened Once in a Dream. Coulson, code name: If I Had To Pick a Dude. Kate is: Eagle Two.
Kate: Oh thank God.