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Natasha: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?

Clint: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

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Clint: (about Natasha) Does she look like a killer to you?

Fury: Everybody looks like a killer to me, Barton. Job requirement.

Clint: Do I look like a killer to you?

Fury: Yes, you kill my patience.

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Clint:…then I knocked him down-

Kate: I thought Natasha knocked him down.

Clint: I’ve heard it both ways.

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Natasha: You called Kate and not me?

Clint: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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Clint sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a good team. Kate, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Phil wonders why it has to be a glass, and Maria usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table

Natasha, probably

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Clint: someone should do something!

Clint: oh, wait, it's me! I should do something!

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Clint: (to Kate) I have no doubt in my mind that you will accomplish this mission, Katie.

Natasha: (as soon as Kate leaves) She's toast, isn't she?

Clint: Ah yes. Burnt toast.

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Person A: I guess you could say I’ve … fallen for you *winks*

Person B: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-

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“There’s a master key and a spare key for the safe house. Natasha has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Natasha? How will we get in the safe house?” She said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.””

Clint Barton, probably.

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Clint: what kind of diet doesn't include tequila?!

Natasha: all of them, actually.

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Clint: I slept with Natasha.

Kate: And?

Clint: I thought you'd be more surprised.

Kate: Oh sorry....

*pretends to be shocked*

Kate: AND?!

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