Natasha: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Clint: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
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@incorrectclintnatquotes
Natasha: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Clint: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Clint: (about Natasha) Does she look like a killer to you?
Fury: Everybody looks like a killer to me, Barton. Job requirement.
Clint: Do I look like a killer to you?
Fury: Yes, you kill my patience.
Clint:…then I knocked him down-
Kate: I thought Natasha knocked him down.
Clint: I’ve heard it both ways.
Natasha: You called Kate and not me?
Clint: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.
Clint sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a good team. Kate, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Phil wonders why it has to be a glass, and Maria usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table
Natasha, probably
Clint: someone should do something!
Clint: oh, wait, it's me! I should do something!
Clint: (to Kate) I have no doubt in my mind that you will accomplish this mission, Katie.
Natasha: (as soon as Kate leaves) She's toast, isn't she?
Clint: Ah yes. Burnt toast.
Person A: I guess you could say I’ve … fallen for you *winks*
Person B: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-
“There’s a master key and a spare key for the safe house. Natasha has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Natasha? How will we get in the safe house?” She said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.””
Clint Barton, probably.
Clint: what kind of diet doesn't include tequila?!
Natasha: all of them, actually.
Clint: I slept with Natasha.
Kate: And?
Clint: I thought you'd be more surprised.
Kate: Oh sorry....
*pretends to be shocked*
Kate: AND?!
Clint: Why are you throwing so much shade at everyone?
Natasha: Because I can't throw rocks without getting in trouble.
Clint: i was not injured, i was lightly stabbed
Kate: you were STABBED?!
Clint: LIGHTLY stabbed.
Hill: you obviously have feelings for Clint
Natasha: yeah, anger!
I love your blog it is amazing
thank you! I run it for the people lmao
Clint: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Clint: ... Not you, Natasha. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Fury: Are you in my ceiling Barton?
Clint Barton: (muffled) ...No