#clizzy funny

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: I need you to swear—

Isabelle: FUCK

Clary: …

Clary: I meant like a promise.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Clary: It be like that sometimes.

Isabelle: No.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: So here’s the tea—

Alec: For the last time, it’s called a “mission report”.

Isabelle: [Holding cup of tea] Do you want the tea or not?

Alec: ...

Alec: You have got to stop hanging around Clary for long hours.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: Clary, I have a crush on you!

Clary: [Blank stare]

Clary: [Pulls out UNO reverse card]

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: Yield or die!

Izzy: Clary, take it down to like, seven.

Clary: Yield...or else!

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: I'm gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife. If some someone punches me, they're in for a surprise.

Isabelle:

Clary: The knife.

Isabelle: Yeah I got that.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: This isn't the weirdest thing to happen to me today.

Izzy: Well, the day just started.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: I don't want to ruin our friendship but I really want to tap that ass.

Isabelle: Ruin it.