Incorrect Shadowhunters Quotes

Incorrect quotes for Shadowhunters THE TV SHOW. The ships I use are Malec, Jimon, and Clizzy. Icon from @bane--lightwood. I'm also on Instagram with the same url if you want to follow me on there.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Alec: Don't do anything stupid until I get back, Jace.

[One Week Later]

Alec: I'm back.

Simon: Here's a list of all the stupid things Jace has done.

Alec: This has 12 pages.

Alec: DOUBLE-SIDED!

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Jace: Are you eating ice cream for breakfast?

Magnus: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?

Jace: Nothing.

Magnus: I'm doing better than you then.

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[veemopusvulgaris]

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[saibug1022]

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[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Jace: Any questions?

Simon: Yes. Did you miss me?

Simon: Quick follow up: did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking up at it too?

Jace:

Jace, grabbing his hand tightly: Yes.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: I need you to swear—

Isabelle: FUCK

Clary: …

Clary: I meant like a promise.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Maia: No, it’s called highjacking.

Simon: Guys, no, it’s called weedwhacking.

Luke: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Clary: It be like that sometimes.

Isabelle: No.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Maryse: Don’t you want to be happy?

Jace: I don’t know. What’s it like?

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Alec: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.

Jace: As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: If you had to separate your cat from 49 other identical cats that all act similar, how would you determine which ones are yours?

Magnus: I would take my 50 cats home and live out my dream.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle: Describe your ideal boyfriend.

Magnus: Tall, handsome, smart, a good person at heart, loving-

Isabelle: You’re just describing Alec, aren’t you?

[Later that day]

Isabelle: Describe your ideal boyfri-

Alec: Magnus.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Alec: I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.

Simon: Surprise me.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Clary: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Jonathan: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Clary: ...Oh.

Jonathan: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Isabelle, Simon, Jace, Clary and Magnus: [Staring out the window]

Alec: What are you doing?

Jace: The TV broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Circle Member: [Is holding Isabelle hostage]

Alec: Look, just please don't kill them.

Circle Member: We won't as long as you give us what we want.

Alec: I wasn't talking to you.

Isabelle: [Grins]

[hunterofshadowsandshit]

Maia: I ... I've been living a lie.

Simon: Just one? I'm living an average of twenty at any moment in my life.