Pov: your older brother can't hold his liquor and also happens to like being dramatic. You unfortunately love him and try your best to "carry" him to the speeder anyway.
Listen, they are just children in adult bodies and they shouldn't be allowed to do some of the things they do, but they also have been put in the universe to literally die so I think we cut them some slack.
Anyway I'm obsessed with these little weirdos. Enjoy!











