Some incorrect quotes for my au because memes can help with developing characters or something.
Thire: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Gage: No, but that’s funny.
Echo: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Bly: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Cody: Where the gods is Neyo?
Fox: Well, it’s raining outside… Maybe he melted.
Rex: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
Shiney: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Egg: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
Neyo: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Lock: What changed your mind?
Neyo: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
Bly texting Fox: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Bly: Yes, but I like you more.
Thorn: Hey, do you know the password to Thire’s datapad?
Thistle: Fuck you, Thorn.
Thistle: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouThorn".
Thorn: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Wolffe: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.
Fives: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Echo: No... well, their slowness.
Fives: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Fives: Now I have a plan.
Fives: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Wolffe: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Fox, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
Rex: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Bly finally snaps and commits murder?
Neyo: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
Fox: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Fives: I boiled gatorade.
Fives, entering their own password: I’m in. >:)
Fang: I’m never donating blood ever again.
Fang: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!
Fang: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?
Thistle: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Thire: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Thorn for dinner.
Stone: What is wrong with you people?
Thorn: Shut up, chocolate.
Fives: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Fives: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Echo, walking towards them while shaking a jar of bees menacingly.
Fives: Rex likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Crosshair to Hunter: I'd make fun of your height, but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Neyo: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Neyo: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Bly: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Neyo: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Bly: You have to teach Lock how to drive.
Neyo: ...put the band-aid back on.
Echo: What do we think of Jesse?
Hardcase: *sighs* Nice pal.
Fives: I think they're gay.
Im stopping here it’s gotten too long lol.
