#clonetok

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CloneTok

Clone 1: people be like, look at my terrifying scary Jedi, they just took down an entire platoon of separatists with nothing but a single blink, and then they drag their Jedi out and the Jedi be looking like-

Clone 2: *pulls a confused General Kenobi into the room who looks sleepy with big sad eyes and hugging a Commander Cody plushie*

Obi-Wan: hi?

Both clones: *losing their shit over how cute he is*

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Fives: *filming himself at a SpDonalds with a happy meal* ‘first date, kinda nervous’ …so, where do tubies come from? The ones not born from the tanks?

Rex: *gives him a long suffering look to hide the fact that he doesn’t know either*

Fox: I don’t know, sometimes the chancellor comes back with them, but we never see them again. He might know.

Rex: great idea, we can ask the chancellor to explain how baby making works to us and hope he doesn’t combust 🙄

Fox: …god I hope so. We can do that after lunch. We still got a few hours and a chancellor to kill before you two ship out :)

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CloneTok

Cody: ‘I’m on a ground campaign and I woke up to General Kenobi’s dinohorse just watching me through the flap in my tent’ *pans camera up*

Boga: *just standing still and watching Cody with heart eyes af*

Cody: …what the fuck…

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JediTok

Obi-Wan: *pointing the camera at himself, showing he’s got a black eye, a broken nose and looks like he’s on so many drugs*

Voiceover: im on so many drugs and also have a concussion and asked my commander to bring me tea *camera flip to show Cody*

Cody: *sitting in the chair next to the bed, passionately reading from a data pad*

Voiceover: my commander refuses to give me caffeine so he’s giving me all the best gossip from our ship and my brother’s ship. i think im in love with him

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CloneTok

Clone: ‘how did you feel about the video you just watched-‘ none of your business CloneTok get a warrant, what the fuck? Read me my rights, I don’t have to identify myse- also why did I have to approve a comment this morning that said ‘you look handsome’? *blinks at camera* …it was flagged as false information. This app is run by other clones.

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SpaceTok

Quinlan: *stands up wearing a pair of silk pants with a matching tank top, turns so he can show it off* Guys, I have the best news ever. It turns out, Fox wasn’t ghosting me, he was on trial for murdering the chancellor. He was guilty but they’re letting him walk because the chancellor was a Sith so this is what I’m wearing to his award ceremony for it. *does a cute little spin and shows off his polished boots* It’s gonna be awesome, Senator Organa is holding the after party which means Obi-Wan will show up already drunk it’s gonna be great.

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CloneTok

Rex: ‘Cody came home drunk from the club last night with like six tookas… where did he get all that pussy game?’

Cody: *sleeping in a bunk with 5 cats and General Kenobi all trying to smother him to death*

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CloneTok

Cody: my general and I told Wooley to act like we don’t know him to make sure he understands stranger danger

Obi-Wan: *comes up to Wooley and puts a hand on his arm* Hey there, kid, do you-

Wooley: oh god I just shit my pants

Obi-Wan: o.o

Cody: *giggling*

Wooley: *heelys away from the scene* my dads will kick your asses if you follow me

Cody: I’m so proud of him.

Obi-Wan: same