Request: @clonewarswriter Could you do an audio where Caustic can't find his glasses so he's a bit frustrated and asks someone if they can help him but they've been atop his head the entire time and he just hasn't realized it until someone points it out? Caustic - where are my glasses? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(in the lab where chemicals are brewing away)
Caustic : "Where did i put my glasses to?
(Searching table) "It's gotta be here somewhere...no it's not there..." "Sighs" "Caustic you absolute moron"
"How did you manage to lose a pair of glasses? You had them just moments ago!" "Sighs more"
(Shouts into the hallway)
"Has anybody seen my glasses?!" "Anyone?" "I can't see a damn thing without them!" ”and i don’t have my contact lenses in!” "...Anyone?"
"Ahhh fuck..."
"Allright let's see if we can get into the hallway" (Proceeds to walk into the hallway)
(The bubbling lab sinks away , you now feel a cool breeze where the vents above your head are burring)
Caustic: "Mirage... Is that you?"
Mirage: "Eh, Hi caustic?"
Caustic: "I need you to help me , And this is going to sound awkward" I..I can't seem to find my glasses... Have you seen them anywhere?"
Mirage: "Lost your glasses you say?..." (Starts to snicker and he points towards caustic's head)
(Caustic is able to make out a blurred head raising towards his head)
Caustic: "What are you...Pointing At?"
Mirage: "Have you tried checking you're head big buddy?"
(Silent pause as Caustic examines the top of his head where he feels the frame of his glasses sitting nesting in his hair)
Caustic: "Oh...splendid..." "Well don't I feel like a right idiot"
(As Caustic returns the glasses to his face , He see's Mirage ever so slightly moving away. As though a child is about to get up to no good)
Mirage: "Oh hoh hoh, oh ho... " "The- the- this is too rich , I gotta go tell the gang"
(Mirage starts to turn even more while chuckling away)
Caustic: "No.Mirage. Don't you- Don't you dare"
(Mirage begins to walk hastily away with his back turned against Caustic)
Caustic: "I will personally come and break your legs if you run"
(without a moment of hesitation, Mirage runs off down towards the dinner hall) (Caustic is looking bewildered but he's use to Mirage not listening )
Caustic: "...Welp Time to break a bitches leg"
(Now entering the Dinner hall,You can hear a crowd chatting away casually. (From there moments away, Mirage is and already beginning to jabber about Caustic being senile)
(Heavy footsteps come from Behind Mirage where a wide palm slaps down onto his shoulder)
Caustic: "Right..."
(Mirage is beyond scared, knowing he is mere seconds away from a world of hell)
Mirage: "Screaming in fear, P-Please NO , anything but my-"
(You can Hear Caustic wrapping his arm around Mirage's leg. With great pressure and a simple jolt in the right direction, A meaty snap cracks out from his thigh)
(Mirage is Howling in pain instantly from what has just occurred)
End
