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My Top 5 Pet Peeves

My Top 5 Pet Peeves

Hey everybunny. We all have things that annoy us. Like, the kinds of things that REALLY bother us when they happen. I recently discovered the website www.getannoyed.com which lists many, many things that lots of people share as common pet peeves. I couldn’t go through the whole list, but here are five of my own pet peeves! 1. Flip-flops plus rain. NO! I cannot stand wet flip-flops, and I will…

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Mr. Bear

Well, Mr. Bear, I am now primed to offer you my REBUTTAL. Did it ever occur to you, Mr. Bear, that you might, in fact, be a TRIANGLE? A three-sided, two-dimensional object of CORRUPTION. My client suggests that perhaps you were unaware of your geometry, your overall flatness of character...your TRIANGULARITY, so to speak. He has long pondered the idea of dropping charges. No, the only charges being dropped today are the depth charges of JUSTICE upon the evil that is THREE-SIDED-SHAPES. I am going to ensure, Mr. Bear, that you receive your due punishment, as soon as possible. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, WHAT SAY YOU? Should Mr. Bear be allowed to roam free, his three pointy corners a constant threat to the safety of our families? His bizarre, perplexing properties are an assault on the minds of our young people! And just look at how many eyes and ears he has! His very appearance is threatening! What kind of creature worthy of pity could possibly look like this?!

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“I recently spoke at a university where a student told me it was such a shame that Nigerian men were physical abusers like the father character in my novel. I told him that I had recently read a novel called American Psycho,and that it was a shame that young Americans were serial murderers.”

Chimamanda Adichie