#cloud calling

[twstfanblog]

🔪: This is BULLSHIT!

🔪: I actually wanted to do this fucking brawl thing!

🔪: But NO! My vagina needs to do bodily functions and be healthy!

🦁: I hate this just as much as you do, but stop complaining; you're loud.

🔪: Fuck you.

🔪: In fact, I'm going to join and bleed all over the field.

🦇: Yuu, as your future Lilia-in-law, I can't let you enter this brawl.

🦇: You and your uterus are in too delicate a position.

🔪: Never say that again to me.

🦁: Damn it, I have to ask Kalim to join dont I?

Kifaji: Someone explain the actively pregnant woman not being helped, please?????

[phantomsghostlygarden]

Usagi for the Cloud Calling Event in TWST!

[beautifuldreamertwisteduntome]

I haven’t started the Cloudcalling event but I have seen screenshots, and their mainly about Kalim and Leona calling Lilia a creep that he doesn’t wanna be around but a strong creep. And all I have to say right now is Kalim where is Jamil please for the love of all that is holy tell me he knows where you are and that you didn’t ditch him somewhere pls I don’t need anything else to worry about

[ramshackle-wonderland]

I love Grimm calling Leona his “minion’s minion” because it implies I regularly talk him into helping me with shit against his will which is so far entirely accurate

[twstfanblog]

🐍: *Looking around* Where the fuck is Kalim...

🔪: Hi Jamil~♡

🐍:

🐍: Why are you here?

🔪: Don't worry about that.

🔪: *Fluttering their eyelashes* Hold my hand?

🐍: *Sighs but holds Yuu's hand* Well, while you're here, you can help me find-

☀️: *Waving from the arena* Hi Jamil!!

🐍: *Tries to jump into the arena, but is held back by Yuu's hand*

🔪: There, there, I know. 'You're gonna kill him'. Let it all out.

[twstfanblog]

☀️:

🔪:

🔪: Can you be helped, Kalim?

☀️: Should you...be in the water?

🦇: Oh thank the Seven, you asked

🔪: Are you fucking serious?

👑: It's a genuine question. Why do you think I'm all the way over here?

🔪: Fuck you guys. It stops in water.

🦁:

🦁: What?

🔪: Yeah, like the water pressure makes it stop or something.

☀️:

🦇:

👑:

🦁: What???

🔪: I'm not giving a ted talk about my damn period while I'm trying to RELAX.

[twstfanblog]

Leona had to do some quick fucking mental math at the end there. Like does he risk shoving Yuu into the ring knowing damn well that she smells like she’s in active labor and that she’s likely to tear the guys head off or does he just go ahead and jump in himself

Leona didn't even think about it too long because either he puts the supposedly pregnant woman in labor in the ring and deal with the whole country hating him for that choice OR

He outpaces an angry Yuu for taking their place in the event they WANTED to do when they return to NRC.

And he can outrun Yuu easy enough. A whole country on his ass will be an entirely new level of annoying.

(Also Leona quickly learns that Yuu's level of bead snatching is on par with a light scalping, so her getting her period was actually a blessing...)

[twstfanblog]

I'm the one who just sent in the period kifaji freakout and I meant that to be anonymous whoopsie

(There we go fixed it :3)

Kifaji: Ma'am, I can assure you in all my years of living I have NEVER heard of such a thing and I don't believe it's NORMAL????

Leona: Just put her in a locked room with a gallon of juice. She'll be fine.

Yuu: I will bleed on everything put of SPITE.

Vil: Bleeding aside, why can't she compete? Her cramps are much milder than they were before...

Leona: You know...damn well she'd break someone's neck...

Vil:

Vil: Why is that my concern?