#cloud ruler shenanigans

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*outside of Bruma*

Martin *to the gathered army* : What we're about to do will be perilous. Very perilous. Some of us won't be coming back. Others may be wounded. Still others may come back looking totally fine...but in reality, be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed.

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Dion: how do I top my boyfriend? I don't know if I'll ever see him that way. I haven't done it with him before.

Minerva: I'll do it then since you are so fucking complicated.

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*in a restaurant*

Martin: I think I just figured something out. I've got to go.

Minerva: Aren't you forgetting something?

Martin: Uh... *hesitantly kisses Minerva's forehead before running out*

Minerva: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Minerva: Truth or dare, Dion?

Dion: Truth.

Minerva: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

Dion: Your husband.

Minerva: WHAT

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Inga: Thanks to Minerva, Guy has now taken up cursing.

Helvedur: Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."

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Hilde: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Minerva: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Hilde: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies.

Minerva: What? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Martin.

Martin: *sobbing from Guy's nursery* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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Minerva: *does anything*

Martin:

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*making dessert*

Martin: Can you get the apples ready?

Minerva: *picks up bowl of apples and shouts into it* GET READY! GET READY!