#clown antics

[jestergirldiapers]

Letting all the queen's hounds free and replacing them with peasants trained to be padded puppy girls.

[ciralincixx]

art vs artist 2024 bay beeee

[pixeltori]

now why would christian horner lie about lewis reaching out to red bull just for lewis to say "i don't talk to him i haven't talked to him in years"

if you wanted his attention, horner, get in line with the rest of us

[hottopicnirvanatshirt]

they are Here

[killergothfromouterspace]

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Hunger Chapter 1

**Authors Note**

THIS IS NOT A SMUT FANFIC.

In this AU, Pennywise is good and never killed Georgie. Now, all 8 kids have to help Penny learn how to be a good Clown. But, not everything goes according to plan.....

CREDIT FOR NICE PENNYWISE AU GOES TO @galacticthor!

Chapter 2  / Chapter 3 / /

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Pennywise lay on the old, broken floorboards of his house, feeling too drained to move. Drained wasn't even the right word. As Richie would say, he felt 'fucked up'. His head was pounding, his body ached to the point that sunlight or loud noises hurt him, everything was spinning, and he felt hungrier than he'd ever felt in his life.

The 'new diet' the kids had him on wasn't enough to keep him from starving; he needed meat. Unfortunately, Humans were the only meat he ever knew. The moment he made friends with the Losers', he swore he'd never eat another human unless they were an Adult and deserved it, just like Bevs' Dad did. Other than that one time, he hadn't eaten a proper meal.

Groaning in pain when his headache throbs in tune with the clicks of the doorknob turning, he braces himself the best he can for the sound of footsteps and loud, cheerful voices of his human friends.

It. Was. AGONY.

If he had the strenght to howl in pain, he would have. Tears rolling down his cheeks, he bites his lip, curls up into a tight ball, and squeezes his eyes shut. He hoped that the noise would die down as soon as they saw how much pain he was in.

Except it didn't.

"Heeeya, Clown-Man! How ya-", Richie stops in mid sentence and steps closer, "Hey, the fucks' wrong with him? Hey!", he leaned down to poke the trembling Clown, "You dying?"

"R-Richie! Give him s-some s-s-space!"

"Wait, is he sick? Is it contagious? Do you know how easy it is for humans to catch diseases off each other? Do we even have anything for Alien Clowns? My Mom will have an-"

"Oh, screw your Mom!"

"Guys!" Bev snapped, "Enough already! We have to help Penny!"

"How? We don't even know what's wrong with him!" Stan retorted, "What if he IS sick? Then what?"

While the kids were arguing amoungst each other, Georgie sneaked closer to Pennywise with a ham sandwitch in his hand. It was nothing but meat and bread, but he thought that Penny might like it. Kneeling down next to his taller friend, the small child gently shakes his shoulder,

"Pen-Pen!", he whispered, "Lookit, I brought you something! I made it myself!", beaming proudly, he holds out the sandwitch for his friend to see.

Thaaat was a big mistake for poor Georgie.

As soon as the Clown caught whiff of the delicious aroma, he whipped out an arm and snatched up the sandwich, making the poor child fall on his behind in shock. Too hungry to care, Pennywise inhails the meat, tearing into it like a wild animal. Within seconds, it was gone. Whimpering, he licks the torn up bread in his hands, trying to savor the last traces of the ham.

Eight pairs of eyes on him, realization hit them like a rock to the face once they knew what he really needed.

"Shit.... I hope we don't have to bring him a fucking Cow or something... Can't fit that fucker in Eds fanny pack."

"Shut up, Richie!"

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can I prompt you? Penny explaining to the kids that, yeah, you guys call me 'he' but I have no gender. I have no tangible form. Guys. Guys im a big ball of light. What the fuck is a gender.

××LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD CONTINUE!!!!××

Part 2

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“What d’ya mean you’re not a guy?! You’re a freaking-” Richie waves his arms up and down in front of him, “-Freaking dude! Of course you’re a guy!”

Penny sighed and sits down on the old table in the middle of the room; explaining that he wasn’t actually a 'he' was harder than he though, “I can change my form at will. Why is it so hard to believe that I’m not actually-”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE A DUDE!!”

“Will you just shut up and let him explain?” Stan sighed.

“I don’t know what a ‘dude’ means, but I’m actu-”

“Wait, are you serious? Do you even know the difference between a guy and a girl? That’s stuff they teach in kindergarten.” Ben piped in, though not unkindly.

“Besides the smell and taste, no.”

The room goes silent. Shifting uncomfortably as seven pairs of eyes stare at him with a mixture of shock, confusion and embarrassment, he looks down at the floor and stays silent.

Finally, Eddie throws up his arms in exasperation, “That’s it! I’m getting some stupid books so we can show him what a ‘dude’ and a ‘chick’ is.”

“Why? We can tell-”

“I’M NOT TRUSTING YOU OF ALL PEOPLE TO TELL HIM, RICHIE!!” he hissed. And, for once, everyone agreed. 

Except for Richie, who pouted and grumbled darkly under his breath.

Several hours later, the Losers return with several books in tow. 

“O-ok,” Bill grunts, slamming the heavy load onto the table, “T-these books can s-s-show you w-what a guy and a-a…” he gives Bev a nervous glance, but the girl smirks and nods,

“I’ll do that part.”

Flipping several books open, the boys quickly go through what a ‘man’ was. Penny nodded politely; he knew all about males since he hunted them more often than females.

“See that? That’s a dude. Though, his wang’s shorter than min-”

“GOD, SHUT UP!” Stan shouted and pulled the book away from the trash mouth, “No one can even see yours without a magnifying glass.”

Face going red with embarrassment, Richie was about to shout something when Eddie nudged him, “C’mon, Richie. The sooner we get this done, the better. I don’t want my Mom knowing that I grabbed these books from the library…”

“Isn’t it…Uh….” Mike nervously glances at Bev, “Your turn?”

“FUCK YEAH!”

Grabbing the book from Stan, Richie flips the pages until he finds the ‘naughty’ part, “That’s the female reproductiv…. Hey, the fuck?” Several pages had been torn out, “Where the fuck’s the good stuff?”

“Maybe we can draw it?”

“D-do you even k-know how it l-looks like, Mike?”

“I got it!” Richie shouted before Mike could reply. Diving into his backpack, Richie pulls out a sheet of paper and a pen and gets to work. He draws a huge circle, “Ok! So, that’s the…. Uh… What’s it called? Utusus?”

From behind Penny, Bev desperately tries to hold back her laughter.

Focusing too hard to hear a thing, Richie looks over at his fellow men, “What else does it have?”

“Doesn’t it have horns like a sheep?”

“Y-yeah, and an-nuh-nother circle ins-side. Like a b-bag.”

“Y’mean like Eds fanny pack?”

“SHUT UP, RICHIE!”

Smirking, the boy gets to work. He doodles and doodles until his masterpiece was done. Holding the ‘Utusus’ up proudly, he points to it with the pen, “That’s the female system!”

Pen-Pen tilts his head to a side and frowns in confusion, “It looks like a cow….”

Bev roared with laughter as the boys gave the picture another glance, “Holy fuck, it does….”

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Hunger Chapter 3

**Authors Note**

THIS IS NOT A SMUT FANFIC.

Mike’s in trouble! Will he get back in time, or will Bowers and his gang do something to make sure that never happens?

*BLOOD AND SWEAR WORDS WARNING! And cruddyness warning...*

CREDIT FOR NICE PENNYWISE AU GOES TO @galacticthor!

Chapter 1  / Chapter 2 / / /

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“Yanno, you’re supposed to chew before you - Shit, never mind then!”

“G-guess he really was h-hungry...”

“You’re supposed to eat one thing at a time! Haven’t you heard about cross contamination? You could get sick!”

Taking a moment to gulp down his food, the Clown thanks them for what seems like the hundredth time. Some of this meat, like the ‘weenies’ and ham, tasted as odd as it looked, but the raw meat was delicious.

Tearing into the raw meat like a wild animal, he purrs in-between bites, savoring the flavor. The Losers didn’t bring much, but he was grateful for every bite of it.

The kids took notice.

“If only raw meat wasn’t so expensive we could get Pen s’more.” Ben muttered.

“Yeah, but Mike can grab all the scrap he wants, remember?” Stan piped in and looked over his shoulder, “Speaking of Mike, why’s he taking so long?”

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Lungs burning, heart racing, and legs pumping the bike pedals faster than he’s ever done before, Mike tries to outrun a car. It was impossible, but his life was on the line.

Cackling like a madman from the passenger side, Henry commands Belch to bump the bumper against the back wheel of the bicycle, causing the terrified boy to lose his balance and struggle to steer straight. 

They were going to make him crash!

Tears in his eyes, Mike gasps and wheezes; he was nearly on the outskirts of town. It was a long way to go before he hit Neibolt Street, but he wasn’t going to stop now!

Suddenly, the car accelerates and moves forward until Henry’s right next to the boy. With his knife in hand, he slashes at Mikes’ arm, making the boy squeal in a mixture of pain and surprise.

Making him lose his balance.

Down he tumbles, skidding on the street, ripping skin off his unprotected arms and shoulder from the impact and bumping his head twice before he finally stops. Dizzy and winded, the boy lay in the middle of the road.

Henry and his gang stopped the car a few yards away and saunter up to their prize with weapons in hand, “I told you to get the FUCK out of my town. Now, you’re gonna be the example for all your faggot friends.”, He squats down near Mikes’ head and sneers, “This is what happens when you fuck with Henry Bowers.”

Holding out his trusty knife, Henry aims for Mikes eye and brings the knife down with tremendous force,

“GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!”

The boys instantly jump back at the loud grunt and quickly back away from the fallen Loser.

A huge black wolf with red facial markings glares dangerously at the Gang. Fangs bared and yellow eyes glowing with rage, he lets out another loud grunt and attacks.