#clowncare

[circus-clown-advocate]

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW

I thought we had agreed as a community that clowns cannot be fed on a pellet diet! It does not matter how "wholesome" or "naturally sourced" a company says their ingredients are; a critical part of clown enrichment comes from being able to handle their food and do tricks with it! AND THAT IS NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE FACT THAT CLOWN SALIVA IS CRUCIAL TO THE PROPER DIGESTION OF COTTON CANDY!

Honestly. Please don't feed your clowns kibble or pellets. They need to engage in natural feeding behaviors.

[proth-blog]

Old men yaoi i choose you!!! …or something idk

Bonus👇

[voidgirl-hollers]

ily

🐧 penguin :o)

ILY TOO. CLOWN

[beanthebugboi]

can we please bring back clowncare, I joined tumblr too late for that and I desperately wanna talk to someone about my lil baby Inkblot who I adopted from the thrift store last summer

[divinequo]

Remember to take your jollies and clowns to the clown park at least weekly! They get depressed when not received enough sun light :(

[welcometotheballpit]

hello, it's my first ask here. i am quite a small individual. what are the pros and cons of owning a larger clown than myself? there are breeds out there that are larger than i am, some even nearly my size plus a third. i am quite a thrill seeker and not afraid to put my foot down if needed. ouo

Hmm yes I see.

Well there are many an advantage to owning a larger clown. Take into consideration their loyalty, their bumbling frivolity and most importantly-

RIDING THEM INTO BATTLE, WEILDING A GUN THAT SHOOTS HOT CARAMEL, YOUR ENEMIES FLEEING IN TERROR AS YOUR CLOWN ROARS, TEARING INTO THE EARTH LIKE THE WAR HORSES WHO PULL ODIN'S CHARIOT.

YOU WILL SEE THE TERROR IN THEIR EYES. YOU WILL SEE THEM BLEED. YOU WILL SEE CARNAGE IN A FORM PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN IN YOUR DIMENSION, RULING OVER THE CARAMELED REMAINS LIKE A VENGEFUL GOD OF OLD.

Also they can reach the top shelf for you :0)

[jellynut]

Clown Tumblr! I foster clowns with my partner and we are very deliberate and mindful of when our clowns mate. This morning, when I went to tend to my farm animals, I heard a rustle in the hay loft and spotted this. It seems like a pigmy of some sort and while it is very curious, it is too cautious to get close to. Is it possible that this is a stray? Please, if you have any advice or information about this specific breed of clown, I will be most obliged. I currently am fostering a mother Pierre and four of her young. I also have a rescue Scare Clown who is very old. Would it be dangerous to bring this new breed into my home? 

[undoneandtipsy]

Please Help Me Identify This Clown I Found

hey clownbur! so i found this strange little guy trying to build a wall along the Mexican boarder, he looked really sickly and kind of rabid so i took him in and tried to get him cleaned up

but no matter how hard i try i cant for the life of me figure out what breed he is. he has a strange orange complexion which i believe may be clown makeup and has weird tufts of hair that is definitively fake

he has a strange habit of making a kind of "ok" symbol with his hands and talks like hes trying to kiss something.

aside from having a very poor sense of humor for a clown and being a general asshole instead he is relatively not aggressive

please help me find out what he is, i dont want to keep him because i already have three lovely clowns and this one is just not suited for me, but i would feel bad putting him up for adoption without knowing how to care for him properly and what exactly he is