#foster clown

[jellynut]

Clown Tumblr! I foster clowns with my partner and we are very deliberate and mindful of when our clowns mate. This morning, when I went to tend to my farm animals, I heard a rustle in the hay loft and spotted this. It seems like a pigmy of some sort and while it is very curious, it is too cautious to get close to. Is it possible that this is a stray? Please, if you have any advice or information about this specific breed of clown, I will be most obliged. I currently am fostering a mother Pierre and four of her young. I also have a rescue Scare Clown who is very old. Would it be dangerous to bring this new breed into my home? 

[undoneandtipsy]

Please Help Me Identify This Clown I Found

hey clownbur! so i found this strange little guy trying to build a wall along the Mexican boarder, he looked really sickly and kind of rabid so i took him in and tried to get him cleaned up

but no matter how hard i try i cant for the life of me figure out what breed he is. he has a strange orange complexion which i believe may be clown makeup and has weird tufts of hair that is definitively fake

he has a strange habit of making a kind of "ok" symbol with his hands and talks like hes trying to kiss something.

aside from having a very poor sense of humor for a clown and being a general asshole instead he is relatively not aggressive

please help me find out what he is, i dont want to keep him because i already have three lovely clowns and this one is just not suited for me, but i would feel bad putting him up for adoption without knowing how to care for him properly and what exactly he is